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AN EATING GUIDE or THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW (for fancy krissy)

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an apple tree

*anything that hurts your eyes to look at
*anything approved by the 'old rusty nail foundation'
*anything not containing caffine - why eat something that is not giving you three times as much energy as it naturally should?
*lead paint - delicious, but deadly
*specks - you could be robbing a sparrow
*plastic bags aka pamela lee
*anything that makes a 'tink' noise when you tap it with a stick
*anythig that shatters when you throw a ball at it
*your own pants - feel free, however to leave your friends and family nudie from the waist down
*anything with the word/s 'super', 'turbo', or 'mega' printed on the packet
*eggs - it's just not natural


AN EATING GUIDE or THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW (for fancy krissy)

Post 2

Classic Krissy

HAH! FOUND IT!

And weren't it here all the time don'cha know??

*writes it all down again*

Good advice, this.


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