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aw

boarding passes are many and similar. may flight attendents have mercy on my soul

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Latest reply: Nov 26, 1999

i am now allowed to mow my granparents lawn!!

putting the RIDE back into RIDE-ON MOWER
WH HOO HOOoooOO!

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Latest reply: Nov 21, 1999

mmm...colours

special favours come in 31 flavours, we're out of mint


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Latest reply: Nov 19, 1999

circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'

*e-shin thwacking
*e-leperosy
*e-acid eating away at the 'swimsuit-area'
*e-spending an entire weekend locked in a dingy hotel room with jim carrey only to discover, upon your release that the key was under the bible the whole time
*e-being rubbed up against by a hairy and morbidly obese driving instructor
*e-waking up in a dark alley in an unkown part of indonesia only to find that your kidneys have been removed via keyhole surgery
*e-sex with members of a different species of mammal

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Latest reply: Nov 16, 1999

crazy crazy world we're livin in

in the midst of all the killing and skin-eating....we forgot the love

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Latest reply: Nov 13, 1999


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