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an apple tree Started conversation Nov 16, 1999
*e-shin thwacking
*e-leperosy
*e-acid eating away at the 'swimsuit-area'
*e-spending an entire weekend locked in a dingy hotel room with jim carrey only to discover, upon your release that the key was under the bible the whole time
*e-being rubbed up against by a hairy and morbidly obese driving instructor
*e-waking up in a dark alley in an unkown part of indonesia only to find that your kidneys have been removed via keyhole surgery
*e-sex with members of a different species of mammal
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 17, 1999
tree, you have problems. I just thought i should mention that.
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Spartus Posted Nov 18, 1999
But good problems. I mean, if someone's going to have problems, at least they're funny...
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an apple tree Posted Nov 19, 1999
it's good for morale. face of adversity. best of what got. like what you get if you don't get what you like. you know, That sort of thing. ALL TOGETHER NOW!
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 19, 1999
Hippie Parade!!!
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 19, 1999
e-hippy parade!
You're right tree! It works!
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an apple tree Posted Nov 20, 1999
that's the spirit!
*e-jungle boogies* notice the lack of severed limbs?
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 20, 1999
I would have noticed, but I actually only e-noticed...so there could in fact be severed limbs and I would never know.
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an apple tree Posted Nov 20, 1999
and that's the beauty of it
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 20, 1999
well...the possibility of severed limbs is always beautiful....
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 20, 1999
e-beautiful.
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what you know as km Posted Nov 21, 1999
e-limb-severance.
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an apple tree Posted Nov 21, 1999
^ e-fun for all the family
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circumstances which sound much less threatening with the casual insertion of a simple 'e'
- 1: an apple tree (Nov 16, 1999)
- 2: beetle, return of (Nov 17, 1999)
- 3: Spartus (Nov 18, 1999)
- 4: an apple tree (Nov 19, 1999)
- 5: beetle, return of (Nov 19, 1999)
- 6: Classic Krissy (Nov 19, 1999)
- 7: an apple tree (Nov 20, 1999)
- 8: Classic Krissy (Nov 20, 1999)
- 9: an apple tree (Nov 20, 1999)
- 10: Classic Krissy (Nov 20, 1999)
- 11: beetle, return of (Nov 20, 1999)
- 12: what you know as km (Nov 21, 1999)
- 13: an apple tree (Nov 21, 1999)
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