h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Erm, sorry, Bob, we simulposted and I missed your thing about headlice...

No, it doesn't make any difference. The laws of comic book physics state that you only gain the powers of an animal if *it* bites *you* while it (the animal) is radioactive. If you go around biting radioactive animals doesn't have the same effect, instead of superpowers you'll only get indigestion and probably a visit from the RSPCA. If Spider-Man bit one of his own headlice, well, then something might happen. But it's the sort of thing that would only happen in a really dull issue of the comic.

BTW, Jar Jar, what do you make of the announcement that the new Batman is Welsh?

Well, Ben, I've just heard it!

Though two days ago I found out that they were doing another one the fools...


Erm...

'Who... who are you??'
'(Da da da-da da da da-da da) #It's not unusual....'

Or 'I'm Ba-atmen'

I suppose if they accent could be hidden like Colin Farrell's Irish twang...

I can go around all day calling DC scumbags!

They're terrible!

Batman- the power of money
Superman- the power of alien species
Green Lantern- one ring to rule them all?

Hawk Girl?! What kind of person comes up Hawk Girl?!
The Flash?

It's even worse when they had to resort to Mark 'no job' Hamill to voice the Joker in the cartoon show... (but then again young Luke was the voice of the computer-game Wolverine!)

Then they had the Terrific Trio!
A flat man, a girl who became mist, and best of all... a walking clump of molten rock- villains of course!