h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I'll have a cup of tea.




Obviously sometimes I don't try at all...

That's ok too!!!

The girl who sits behind me in Spanish said she wants to cut my hair... I guess it gets in her way sometimes(it's almost grown down to my waistline) and she wants to "put red dye in it".

Sam finally summed up her plan-- "I want to devirginize your hair"

I think I'm scared.

My hair was devirginised (dyed) only a couple of months ago. It didn't hurt, and people didn't look at me any differently. It really wasn't as life-changing as I thought it was.

Let her do a number on it!

Ha ha ha... "It didn't hurt, and it wasn't as life-changing as I thought it was..." Funny, you!!!

NO!!! I will NOT let her do a number on my hair... my hair is special. I might encourage the sun to lighten my overall color, but that's it!!!

So THERE!!! You just don't know!!!!

Well, if you don't do something, someone's only going to sacrifice it to hair dragons.

Go ON! Hair grows back.

Like _I_ can talk. I've been GOING to get a tattoo and/or a pierced nipple for a couple of years now. I should just go back to the hairdresser that told me I had to dye my hair and have her say, "Look, this guy's going to do a couple of Escher dragons on your arm while I stick this needle through your nip, OK?"
"You think it'd look good?"
"Yeah!"
"Stab away"

I'm glad most girls don't know they could talk me into anything.

I'm glad they don't know they can persuade you, too...

If they did, you'd be married and miserable... a househusband with four kids... bwah hahahahaa....

Perhaps I shouldn't walk around in the T-shirt that says 'xetremely susceptible to suggestion'?

Or 'can't spell'

or 'too lazy to fix typos'

Maybe you should just stop wearing shirts alltogether.... hee hee hee...

Er, yeah, I _could_ do that. But it's getting pretty cold here now and it's been a month or so since the sun's seen my back. I'd be the guy walking around with pale skin and little sicky-out nips.

Optional shirt weather was three months ago. Now it's even past optional jacket weather. It's almost getting past optional bedclothes weather. Soon it'll be wearing a shirt, 3/4 pants 2 doonas (or duvets/quilts) and STILL friggin cold time.

That'll be the time when I just walk around in a shirt because I'm too dumb/lazy to put more gear on.

BTW, That densa test? I'm in the southern hemi, baby. That birthday in summer in december thing I got EASY! I am sooo smart!

It WAS easy for you, not because you are smart, but because you are EASY!!

I got it too, because a third of my brain often wanders toward the South Pacific...

It be getting warmer over here, although today is supposed to be cloudy and-- me oh my!!! It be time for me to leave today!!! poo poo....

Laters.

I am easy

Leaving for GJ?

Why, yes I am...

It's only my home town. Looks as if King Soopers might not give me the vacation time I earned... but I want to take it anyway and to hell with them!!!

I'll talk to the store manager today or the next day that she is here.... just to make things look proper. And I like to resist messes. Most of the time... hee hee hee

Going to visit Susan?

Did my first _night_ at Arizona bar tonight. I am sooo glad I'm getting booted to the Imperial. Arizona was nearly empty and the girls were only _just_ 18 and got drunk on two drinks. Geh! I did that gig three years ago and loathed the punters then. The Imperial is going to be crammed full of what my friend Lim calls 'Coke sluts'. ie girls who look absolutely stunning but will only talk to you if they can get some coke off you.

...or if you're the manager of the place...

Coke Girls!! YAY!!! That's what I can do... I can go be a Coke Girl!!! Sounds like fun...

I get to work again today. Tomorrow I get to call a lot of people.

I will get to see Susan and Reina and Greg and others in a few days-- ten left!!! -- So I will be OK... it's what keeps me going. And I'll keep taking my baby to work-- she's great stress relief!!!

DAmn them all!!!

Your baby being Dan/George?

On the days that you're not working, I don't suppose that you'd want to come over here and work in a brand new bar. Only I'm supposed to open it on Friday night and I've got nobody to work in it. I'm handling it well though...





AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

There's no cash for the tills or float. Not even a checkbook. Or a _bank account_!

CHRIST!!! Argh.. must be an error... call everyone in association and bitch them out. You have your work cut out for you. How freaking frustrating!!!

I sorry... so so so so so sorry...

Ooops! Stress attack...

I think if anything I'm overconfident now. There's still mice in the kitchen, but I locked them in the pantry. They'll eventually die fat.

I pick up the checkbook tomorrow. So I can start signing away all their money ha HA!

Maybe instead of replying to your posts here, I'll start faxing them to the US. Can't be THAT expensive?

This is SO. MUCH. FUUUNNN!!!!!

Mice are cute...

You could always call LONG DISTANCE and discover that I really do have little difficulty in talking...

Although I have that funny American accent...

There is a place where you can record messages over the phone and send them in an e-mail... perhaps I'll do that tonight....

IF you think you are so lucky!! HA!!!

There used to be PowWow, where you can talk via mika and headphones over the web. There might still be. But you'll discover that I talk rubbish.

Instead of typing it...

What's a _funny_ american accent? Most are just as normal to our ears as our own. Except deep south accents, which just make the speaker sound like a moron. Malaysian accents are funny. They sound like someone trying to do an american accent, and failing. It's cliche, but french girls' accents drive me insane with lust. If a french girl had just said, "This court sentences you to death by electrocution", I'd cup an ear and say, "Sorry, excuse me?", just to hear it again.




Brooklyn accents sound stupid too. But you're a fair hike from brooklyn, aren't you? And a fair way from stupid

AWWWWWW!!! How sweet!!!

Thanks!!!

I guess I have a normal accent, then.... it's those UK and Aussie/Kiwi accents that make me quiver!!! OOOooooo.... I used to pronounce some words with much difficulty-- drawer turned into Drawererer... and there was Pat-tren instead of pattern, same with lantern, etc.... I dunno why.... I am better now...

Although I went through a phase about six years ago where I tried to pick up a throughoughly Aussie accent... which I was pretty good at. Until I expanded into British, Scottish, and Irish. Now those aren't too hot and I have lost EVERYTHING Aussie that I had-- except I still say "Tourist" like a stereotypical Aussie... I can't help it. "Two-wrist".... "Two or risd", would be American.

But who the hell wants to be American!?? lol