h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Send tickets out to Brad Pitt, the Baldwins, etc in the readers digest sweepstakes format.

Congratulations! You have already made it through the exhaustive first two stages of the great TOBY LOTTERY! To qualify for the final stage, all you need do is send reply in the envelope provided, as well as some tasteful expensive jewellery back to 'King Scoopers...'

It could work

it's worth a try... until the mail police find me and track me down...

maybe there'd be an attractive mailman!?? Oooo baby!!!

This could work...

But Brad Pitt's a dork... the only celebrities I'd really want to send the TOBY LOTTERY to are the BEATLES.... heh. in fact, I am listening to a RINGO cd from the early seventies... how wrong is that?!? How'd I end up born three decades too late!???

I could have a million stories... and be a mom or even a grandmother.... but no... I'm just Toby, and if THAT'S not enough for you, I don't know WHAT is!!!

JERK!!!

WoAH! Temper!

Too much Toby is NEVER enough!

Go on, belt me. You know you wanna...



I know you wanna



Here I am






I think I'm pushing it...

::bites her lip with vengence::

::aims for Haze's stomach::

...You.... !!!!!

::squints her eyes and bites her lip again::

OUCH!!!

::her purdy pearly whites have drawn blood::

::whimpers::

Don't make me be mean and violent... I can't handle it... and I only hurt myself!!!

....unless we're talking about lustful violence... Then... then pain is good...

... but we're not, are we!??

........................

No, we're not talking about lustful violence, we're just teasing each other a bit. But it's best not to think too hard about anything.

I'll wait for you to take a swipe at me in your own good time.


And stop bleeding

Man... I am listening to my own music... I love it.... how'd I let myself stop playing!?? Well, only for a bit have I stopped... Guitar lesson tomorrow....

Ummmm....

I am healing... I am neither here nor there... I do apologize... but I am very tired and twitterpated...



YAY!!!!

I know the feeling. I haven't painted anything for a month. I've got one that's nearly done but I've got so much stuff to do. I'm only just today starting subbing the entries that I received a month ago.

Have you got any of your music in .WAV or MP3 or any way I can have a listen? Tell you what. I'll swap. If you get off your arse and put some into digitally tranferable format, I'll get off my arse and get some of my pics scanned. Fair deal?

Haha... 'twitterpated'

Subbing and dubbing....

All I gotta do is finish out these last few weeks of school, then see SUSAN for her graduation from HIGH SCHOOL... and I might have legitimate time to goof off with music... I really hope to give some time again to my book.... I have notes all over scrawled on various pieces of paper... It deserves my attention...

Gotta get my main projects finished in two years, you know...

I hate it when people make predictions.... for example, according to one of my former co-workers, I'm supposed to be married now or in a few months, and I will have my first child in about two more years(won't happen, this I tell you... at least not the marriage part....)

So I shall get around to digitally transferring my lovely babies... but if I get off my arse to do it, you'll only end up staring at it...

::starts to wonder how she's going to manage writing a rough draft when a concert she wants to see starts in an hour and a half and she's got to respond to her h2g2 messages and eat dinner....::

Sounds like you're pretty busy. You need to prioritise.

Procrastinate FIRST!

Read a book you've read six times already. Preferably one you hated every time.

Carve a pencil out of soap and write a letter to someone.

Try learning a song that you loathe, and then never play it because you loathe it.

That's what I'd do anyway.

YOUR IDEAS STINK.... hee hee hee...

The one about the soap letter doesn't. It smells clean & fresh

You could read it and then wash yourself with it.

Multi functional correspondence!

Ummm... no thanks!??

I don't want your words on my bare flesh... thanks...

Hey, You were the one writing with soap to kill time!

Would a dirty letter written with soap become a neutral one? The soap would cancel out the filth. Someone could read it out loud and then wash their mouth out with it. Hahaha. It's all hypothetical anyway.

Hypothetical questions are a great way to kill time. Start with something like 'Our perception of time is wrong, what is?', or 'the universe is subjective'. Those two have kept me going for the best part of three years.

When I'm not thinking about cars and girls, that is. hahaha...

::rolls her eyes::

Why!??

Why not?

Exactly!!!!

eh?

C'mon, you know I'm easily confused. I may know everything , but it's what other people think that I know they know that throws me occasionally. I have a friend that does it all the time. She's continually going on about things that she thinks she's told me all about.

I'm getting damn good at bluffing my way through conversations with her.

Weird


incomprehensible


flighty


confusing

but,
I'm glad she chooses to hang around me from time to time.


Who else do I know like that?

No se.



That's cool that she babbles on and on and expects you to remember. IT's crazy., I think that would drive me nuts!!! I bet she has a best friend and I bet they talk about how dearly they love each other, huh!??

Crazy shiot!!!!

Who cares what I was saying!!! I don't even know!!!

No, I'm the friend. We call each other names. Except after a few beers, then it's huggish.

_I_ care! At least, I try to make sense of what you're saying



Sometimes I have to try


DAMN hard.

I know you have to try hard, Hazers... and I appreciate it!!