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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 14, 1999
More likely to bring you fish around here, I should think.
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$u$ Posted Nov 14, 1999
Look, I hate to bring this subject up again Irving... but the previous postings do not make you out to be the most 'innocent' one in this forum! 
'sus
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 14, 1999
Mayhaps I'm not the most innocent in this forum. I never said I was completely innocent. I said I was mostly innocent. But what have I said that's so uninnocent? I've not done a single thing! Just because I have a dirty mind, doesn't mean that I'm actually that dirty! 
(wide eyed innocence)
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$u$ Posted Nov 14, 1999
*giggles and tries to look innocent... though not as successfully as Irving*
So... let me just get this straight... having a dirty mind, but not necessarily 'doing' whatever-it-was makes you still 'innocent'? (I just need to know on a need-to-know basis, you understand...)
'sus
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 14, 1999
I make about as many dirty jokes as most males my age. But I would like to believe that my intentions and past are been cleaner than alot of guys my age as well. In that sense I'm "innocent". I've not delved into the world of drugs (in which I include alcohal) like many of my friends have, and though I admit to a certain level of experience with, er, physical relationships, virginity is mine to claim and maintain. I'm not naive, but I'm more innocent than alot of my friends. And ex-girlfriends.
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$u$ Posted Nov 14, 1999
You're a wonderful guy Irving! Wish I could make some of those claims... though I can certainly claim innocence as far as drugs are concerned, and that's the way it's going to stay.
I guess it doesn't quite resolve my dilemma, so I'll just have to admit to not being innocent, not being clever, and doing a damn good line in naivity!
'SUSsed
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 14, 1999
Naivity is it's own for of innocence...
~Irving
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 14, 1999
I suppose I could claim innocence, but it would just be jadedness or abstinence in disguise.
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$u$ Posted Nov 14, 1999
Ok, when I say 'not clever', what I mean is... words of one syllable, put into a context which a twelve year old can understand!
I could claim innocence... but I'm a very bad liar! That's why I tend to stick with the truth...
'sus
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 15, 1999
You're only twelve? and can any discussion of innocence be kept to one syllable words? "innocence" itself is three syllables. In fact, so is the word "syllable"!
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$u$ Posted Nov 15, 1999
If I was only twelve... *looks dreamy* ...no, that's where it started going wrong! But there does seem to be a plethora (3 syllables!) of 12year olds round here!
Getting to be quite the joker now eh?! My SOH could do with some gentle amusement... getting too bitter and twisted in my... erm.. innocent youth!!!
'sus
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 15, 1999
Here you go: http://piximg.corbis.com/cpe/256wm/10880059.jpghttp://piximg.corbis.com/cpe/256wm/10909769.jpg
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saffire Posted Nov 15, 1999
hehehehehehh- looks like jester wants to get a little ACTION
-saffire
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 15, 1999
Not particlary. Not from Irving anyway (no offence intended)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 15, 1999
none taken. And thanks for the flowers!
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