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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 7, 1999
Always calm when listening to Austin Powers 2 Soundtrack... very groovy tunes...
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$u$ Posted Nov 7, 1999
Wouldn't know. But find 'Division Bell' to do the trick.
'sus
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 8, 1999
Machines of Loving Grace was the calming musical influence here today. Well, that and feeding llamas.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 8, 1999
Llamas are nice. My aunt once house sat at an Alpaca ranch -- one of those things tried to kiss me. They've got baaaad breath. Ugh.
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 8, 1999
Actually, it turns out that llamas and alpacas recognize people by the smell of their breath -- which accounts for why they try to "kiss" people. They're just trying to get a better whiff. Ours don't especially have bad breath, though. Perhaps it was the feed that those alpacas were on.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 8, 1999
Just so long as they aren't trying anything funny.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 8, 1999
What about me? Can I?
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 8, 1999
Jester, llamas weigh in at about 400 pounds each and, if they're males, have what are called "fighting teeth" in their lower jaw designed for slashing (though many llama owners have these teeth sawed off). You *sure* you want to try anyhing funny with them?
Oh, you weren't talking about llamas? Never mind, carry on...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 8, 1999
Of what gender is Jester? I'm an opened minded guy, but I think I'd prefer that (he?) was talking bout llamas...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 11, 1999
Maybe I was just talking about *FUNNY* stuff. BTW I'm male.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 11, 1999
As am I. So you can try funny stuff with whoever you want to, but not me, unless you know me VERY well... and so far no male has known me that well. 
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 11, 1999
I'm glad to see you're keeping an open mind. Just be sure it's not SO open that your brain falls out the back of your head.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 11, 1999
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS IN HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 11, 1999
Actually, I figgured, but you have to understand how it looks, concidering the topic of the message you were replying to...
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saffire Posted Nov 14, 1999
oh goodness this forum is getting a little risque...
-saffire
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 14, 1999
Well, I'm not kissing the Jester. Not unless he brings me flowers. 
~Irving.
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