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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 2, 1999
I have no idea. I'm not even as social as most girls (or even most guys). But for some reason when I'm in a room full of only females, for some reason the conversation almost inevitably turns towards bra sizes. Not my fault, I swear, I don't even bring it up, but they always talk about their measurements when I'm the only guy around. Bizare, really.
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saffire Posted Nov 2, 1999
oh i get it now....youre one of the girls...
that could be good...or very bad...
-saffire
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 2, 1999
Well, I'm one of those guys who hears the phrase "you're so sweet, but..." alot. It's kind of tiring.
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saffire Posted Nov 3, 1999
oh
... someday someone will appreciate your sweetness
dont worry!
-saffire
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Researcher 93445 Posted Nov 3, 1999
Trust me, it does get better.
And it probably won't take nearly as long in your case as it did in mine 
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The Lizard Posted Nov 3, 1999
I'd try to add some comentary on your situation, Irving, but being neither you, nor a female, nor and older, more experienced male, I just don't know what I could add.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 3, 1999
Wait, you mean we aren't all the same person?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 3, 1999
No. You're all just figments of my (non-existent) imagination. Or, since the writing is coloured, should that be pigments of my imagination?
5
(A serious inflation victim)
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Mustapha Posted Nov 3, 1999
Jester, are you sure you're not a figment of your own imagination?
I myself am one of several figments of my imagination. The key is to delegate.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 4, 1999
As I said, figments of my non-existent imagination.
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(now a victim of devaluation)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 4, 1999
How is going from five to eight devaluation?
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The Lizard Posted Nov 4, 1999
Why am I always online when you guys are talking about something I don't understand?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 4, 1999
I got up to 10 on other forums. Fora. Whatever.
4
(devaluation has almost caught up with inflation)
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 4, 1999
I think that the 4 makes a good cap!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 5, 1999
I like 3, too. It makes a good Jester's hat. But 4 looks a little like a cap. That's all I was saying
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$u$ Posted Nov 7, 1999
Well helloooo...!
How are we all? Coping with the multiple personalities, addictions and other psychological disorders? Gooood!
Are we all having a nice day/night/period of utter confusion? Eeexxxcellent!
'sus
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saffire Posted Nov 7, 1999
hmmm...it looks as if our many personalities have calmed down a little...
-saffire
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