h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I have to have some small treats twice a week even if the handling the goods hasn't happened for a while.

I don't know that there's much pleasure in looking at everyone else's presents but not having any of your own.
I think this present analogy has probably gone far enough now.

Probably right.

Ah well as long as nothing was broken.

Ok then.
My new bras don't fit.

And they put an extra bra in one of the packets. And that didn't fit either.

Oh dear.

I suppose that's a bit like us getting too tight a pair of boxers really.

I'll take your word for that.

*wriggles uncomfortably*

That's a sexy little wriggle Ev.
Do it again.

Looks like EV's still wearing his.

Hey, I'm unempl.... sorry, "jobseeking" - I have to make do.
*wriggles again*

Well obviously Mina is looking for a bra fitter to insure the next one's fit. Is that gainfully employed enouugh for you.

Phwoar.
What about all that money you don't need my help spending?

Oh, this is nice.. I go about monitoring this forum for most of the day and it's pretty calm and silent. Then, when I have to do some actual work, everyone starts talking at once.

Too small boxers? Yuck. Don't like them. Isn't that the reason why you buy boxers in the first place? To not have them too tight.

And thus speaks a straight man.

Most of my pulling ones are lycra to help emphasis what I've got.

I was out.
I found real life.
It scared me.
I came back in.

You speak wisely, DD. Although there are a few boxers in my drawers that aren't too loose-fitting.

I'm supposed to go out into real life now, Mina. But I don't want to. I don't want to leave this place.

And a thought occured to me from nowhere... I wonder how much the guy was paid that was employed to grab/hold/fondle/cover Janet Jackson's ummm.. "presents" on the cover of her album a few years ago...

I like those boxers that are a bit tight.
Don't know what they are called.
To look at, not to wear of course.

They're supposedly called just simply "Sport Boxers". This is from a reliable source, my dad who owns a clothing store in Sweden and read straight from the packaging box.
And yes, they are pretty comfy, from time to time..

Or Boxer breifs thay are sometimes called as well.