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I think all the other guys must have fainted at the thought of that.

Either that or threw up.
I've been out, it was great.
3 pubs and the Pink Toothbrush.

Maybe I shouldn't ask, but what is the Pink Toothbrush?

Sounds interesting.

It's a club.
It's cool.

I'd been to the Blues Festival first, so a proper mix of different sorts of music last night.
I have to make my nights out count.

Sounds like you had a great time anyway.

I did. Excuse me for going on about it, but it was the first time I had been out for 2 weeks, and even longer since I had been out for a dance.

I'll be quiet about it now.

First one question. Did you end up wearing a bra out or not?

And if so, what were you doing that was so strenuous it wore your bra out?

I can't decide between between answering honestly, no I didn't wear one DD, and more interestingly (I think), use your imagination Ev.

*uses imagination*
Blimey.

You really shouldn't use them to carry the shopping home in you know Mina, that may be the problem.

That's where I've been going wrong all these years.
Although I really don't know where I'm going to put my melons now.

Hmmm. EV any suggestions?

I'm sure you could find a nice young man who'd be willing to hold on to them for you.

I'll have to keep an eye out for one.

Do you always buy melons? You should try other kinds of fruit - a nice pear, for example.
*realises with horror that he's slipped into Carry On mode again and can't do anything about it*

I brought some nice jugs home last week.

(Best I could do, sorry.)

Expensive, were they? I bet you don't get many of them to the pound.