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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Oct 14, 2000
"That's better! Hi people! MMMMMMM! Marshmallows! Anyone care for a Mountain Dew? It's a long story so don't ask about the Mountain Dew!
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
*doesn't ask*
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2000
~puts the marshmellow on a stick and toasts it over the fire~
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
*takes a marshmallow*
*can't find a stick, so holds the marshmallow very carefully over the fire*
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2000
You can share my stick if you like EV. Just put your marshmellow on with mine.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
Oh, thanks hon. 
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2000
Did you burn your fingers? 
~kisses EV's fingers better, just in case~
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
A little, yes. Mainly this one.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2000
oh dear.
~kisses the burnt finger gently~
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
That's better, thanks hon. My own fault, I suppose.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2000
It was a bit of a silly thing to do hon.
D'you think these are ready yet?
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Oct 14, 2000
"Okay, Mina and EV, I have a copy of my *Book of Tricky Situations* for each of you." -Hands them each a copy, duly autographed of course-
"Been a lot of contributors to this never finished guide to getting out of tricky situations, and it has helped me out of a few!"
"By the way if the solution says *tell lies* it's a mates solution and I've been trying to tell him for years that honesty is the policy to no avail. I have trouble with telling lies as I have such a poor memory."
-THINKS I won't tell them about the substance abuse-
*Cracks a Mountain Dew and eats an unroasted marshmallow*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
*looks at the marshmallows*
I think they probably are.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
*looks at book*
Oh, er, thanks.
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 14, 2000
*jumps into fire*
OOH! AAH! OW! YAH!
*jumps out and rolls on the ground a bit*
that's better.
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 2000
Oi! Cut that out! This isn't the forum for killing you.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 15, 2000
~pokes MOC with her stick~
Oi, can't you control yourself?
What's this book? Why have I got it? I spend all my time trying to get into tricky situations. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 2000
*looks at the melted marshmallows* Did you say sticky situations?
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 15, 2000
They are looking a bit of a mess. I wouldn't eat them, they've been in contact with MOC.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 2000
Oh. Have you got any more?
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