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Post 141

I'm not really here

Stop it now!
It's not clever and it's not funny.


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Post 142

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, it is quite clever.
But it's not funny.


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Post 143

Researcher 140051

you guys are no fun.

would it be better if they were fake?

pooper heads.


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Post 144

I'm not really here

I am loads of fun. I've even got a keyring to prove it.
No one is more fun than me.


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Post 145

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Why can't you make it rain something useful? Like money?


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Post 146

I'm not really here

Or cutlery?



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Post 147

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That could be dangerous though, you'd need a cast iron umbrella.
What about feathers? Or cotton wool?


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Post 148

I'm not really here

That's probably better.

Or duvets?


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Post 149

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Or water. Can't you make it rain water like anybody else?


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Post 150

Researcher 140051

because it's suppose to be a CURSE!

it wouldn't be a CURSE if you liked what it rained.

ARG!


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Post 151

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh, I see.
*thinks for a moment*
You know, I quite like these frogs. It would be a pity if it was to stop raining frogs and start raining something else.


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Post 152

Researcher 140051

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OK.
















IT SHALL NOW RAIN...

DOORNOBS!!!



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Post 153

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Rubbish. There aren't that many doorknobs in the world.


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Post 154

I'm not really here

But I like doorknobs.

And I really hate money. And chocolate.


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Post 155

Researcher 140051

*big brass doorknobs begin to fall from above*


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Post 156

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Do you think diving for cover would be an appropriate course of action to take at this point?


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Post 157

I'm not really here

Ouch.
ow.
OUCH!!

Yes. I think so.


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Post 158

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*grabs Mina and dives for cover*


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Post 159

I'm not really here

Thanks hon. Now I've got a headache.


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Post 160

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'm not surprised honey. Doorknobs, what's the world coming to?
Where does it hurt? Here? *kisses Mina's forehead*


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