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you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 10, 2000
*sweeps them up into his umbrella and empties them out of the window*
you are one of my pesterees!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 10, 2000
Oh thanks hon. 
You're so good to me.
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 10, 2000
Nothing's too much trouble for you, babe.
*makes sure the umbrella is clear of fish before opening it again*
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 10, 2000
Nothing.
*wonders what he's let himself in for*
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
*continues to wonder*
*seems to have got away with it so far*
you are one of my pesterees!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
After the shock of finding no landline this morning I think I need a huge drink, think you can manage that?
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
*produces a huge glass*
Of course. What would you like?
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
Silly question.
*fills the glass with huge quantities of Bloody Mina*
There you go.
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Oct 11, 2000
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you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
Fine thanks, how are you?
This is surprisingly pleasant conversation for someone claiming to be Master of Chaos.
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 11, 2000
i want you all to know
that i'm planning something BIG!
REALLY BIG!
REALLY INCREIBLY FREAKIN' BIG!!
thank you.
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
Not at all - thank *you*.
you are one of my pesterees!
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Oct 11, 2000
EV - Do the dead frogs really turn into fish if I put them in an umbrella and leave them there for a while? If so, what type? I am very partial to Red Snapper! What do you think Master of Chaos is planning? After Mina was kind enough to intoduce me to Pierced Nipples, I feel obliged to aid in her protection. Could he be after her rats do you think?
Tranports to the dungeon shouting "Don't panic Mina I have an autographed copy of my Book of Tricky situations for you!"
you are one of my pesterees!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
I'm not really sure what's going on here, so I'll just drink this Bloody Mina and hope it all goes away.
you are one of my pesterees!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
Oh - sorry, I didn't realise I was supposed to be trying to make sense of this forum. I thought I'd just gone mad.
you are one of my pesterees!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
Well, it was started by Master of Chaos, so a good enough reason to not know what is going on.
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