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Lochangel Posted Sep 27, 1999
Spiny Norman and Sid are both wrong I am afraid to report 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 27, 1999
Prove it!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 27, 1999
God, good groats are piling up. We need more guesses and then perhaps a hint or two in the appropriate direction?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 27, 1999
Oh, I seem to have found another groat! *throws it on the table* Okay, I guess that he can pick up a pint pot with, not to put too fine a point on it, the cheeks of his anus.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 27, 1999
That's gross. Sorry I mean groats. Somebody has inadvertently thrown in a washer instead of a groat.
Ok. In goes another groat.
I guess he was caught doing something naughty and was told, "Save that until you're married!" and he has - in a pint pot.
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Menza Posted Sep 27, 1999
I wish I hadn't opened my mouth now. Mind you the imagination of some people, and with ladies present. 
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Sep 28, 1999
The ladies are still thinking of what to guess, I hope. But agreed upon the issue of guessing foul things. I mean, Wellie can't be very flattered considering the nature of our guesses. Shame on us!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
I think we're all assuming that if it wasn't in some way disgusting or shameful, Wellies would be quite happy to admit to it.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Sep 28, 1999
Oh good point. Withdraw the shame. I stick to my guess which, as you may or may not recall, was that at some point in a very wet party he was challenged to drink a pint from the put under the bed in the house in which said party took place.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
Mmmmm, Ahh I have another Groat!
Mmmmm.......Ahhhhhh.......Well could it be being short of cash to purchase drinks, and having to pour slops into one's own pint pot to enjoy one's self?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Hmmm.... I like the way you're thinking!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Well, I know you all like a wager, and that pot of groats will make someone a handsome prize, but I have to depart now, or I'll be late for the Open Hedgehog Bowling event. Perhaps some of you worthies would care to follow me and wager your money on a faster-moving sport? I don't know how to put in links yet, but we're in the "Bubble Wrapping Stations" thread just off the "Bubble Wrap" forum. Do come and cheer me on.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
"Pop" over! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
You stole my thunder!!!
I was gonna say that!!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Vestboy is cooking on gas today!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
That's the last time you're having any of my fizzy sherry!
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Menza Posted Sep 28, 1999
I thought we settled that subject earlier, didn't we EV.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
*nods sagely, whilst not being quite sure what Menzarse is talking about*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Sep 29, 1999
This is getting confusing. What do you say we all just drink this sour wine, eat this garliced meat and when Wellies comes back we all fall over him like one person and breathe in his face until he's ready to tell us the secret of the pint pot. All in favour?
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- 21: Lochangel (Sep 27, 1999)
- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 27, 1999)
- 23: Vestboy (Sep 27, 1999)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 27, 1999)
- 25: Vestboy (Sep 27, 1999)
- 26: Menza (Sep 27, 1999)
- 27: The Duke of Dunstable (Sep 28, 1999)
- 28: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 29: The Duke of Dunstable (Sep 28, 1999)
- 30: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 32: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 33: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 35: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 36: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 37: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 38: Menza (Sep 28, 1999)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 40: The Duke of Dunstable (Sep 29, 1999)
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