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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Actually, yes... I've been on my feet all day serving this goat stew.
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
They're swollen in an unusual sort of way in that the swelling seems to move and it's heading towards your knees. Inside your trouser legs.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Aargh! It's not safe around these forums any more! First my friends are kicked by horses during one of the gentlest of sports, then I retreat to the (former) safety of the goodly Mr Pepys' house only to find ferrets on the loose and the eating of humble beasts of the field in progress! How long before you bake me in clay? Give me some of that rather fine Armagnac from Sam's top shelf, someone please, just to steady my nerves, you understand.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Love to oblige, Spiny, but I don't seem to have control of my legs anymore. *falls over* Vestboy, get these ruddy ferrets off me!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Sorry to see the ferrets giving you a going over there, Vibe, but I can't get involved - you know hedgehogs and ferrets have been at loggerheads for years (it's a small town near the Welsh border). Well, I'll just have a great big ale, then. Okay, you sophisticates - what kind of wine goes with beer?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
More beer.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Awright then, cheers! *glub* and cheers again *glub, splash* How inconvenient, I've fallen in the ale bucket.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
I would have thought that was very convenient.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Well now you come to menshion it ... itsh cool really ... *sings "I belong to Glashgow..."*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
That's the spirit! Er, sorry everybody, we seem to have run out of ale.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 4, 1999
why does that always happen just as I turn up at parties??
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
*WHOOSH* DL, look out - ferret attack!!!
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Menza Posted Oct 4, 1999
As usual, me to the rescue. Here have two oaken casks of the finest ale. Enjoy. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Ah, splendid. *lifts Spiny out of the empty bucket*
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Vestboy Posted Oct 4, 1999
This is great news. Keep 'em exactly where they are EV while I try and lure them out of your trews with this string of sausages.
Here let me just lower one or two into the front...
*firmly grasps EV's belt loops*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 5, 1999
Sits comfortably numb in the sofa with a beer in hand, watching the various goings on, every once in a while squeeking a helpful message.*
Ere, close the bleedin' door! The ferrets are heading for it! Look, if you catch the leader all the other ferrets will calm down in confusion as to what to do next. I've heard that on a lecture.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 5, 1999
beer and ferrets before 9am??
I'm in for a long day
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 5, 1999
How long are these sausages going to be dangling from my trousers?
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- 101: Vestboy (Oct 4, 1999)
- 102: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 103: Vestboy (Oct 4, 1999)
- 104: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 105: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 106: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 107: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 108: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 109: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 110: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 111: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 112: Mr Sapsea (Oct 4, 1999)
- 113: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 114: Menza (Oct 4, 1999)
- 115: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 4, 1999)
- 116: Vestboy (Oct 4, 1999)
- 117: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 5, 1999)
- 118: Mr Sapsea (Oct 5, 1999)
- 119: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 5, 1999)
- 120: Mr Sapsea (Oct 5, 1999)
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