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Johhy, perhaps you ought to review <./>HouseRules</.> Particularly the following bits:


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I still think he was under the care of some doctors.

Or maybe trying his hand elsewhere. Perhaps in a universe next door.

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And whilst we're on the subject of House Rules, maybe I could draw your attention to this one




"Please, no flaming or trolling. On h2g2, flaming means posting something that's angry and mean-spirited - the online equivalent of flying off the handle. It's not a pretty sight, and we recommend constructive discussion as a far more satisfying pastime. Trolls say deliberately provocative things just to stir up trouble - it's not polite, so please don't do it. h2g2 is an incredibly friendly place, so please help to keep it that way"

That's all I have to say on the matter.

Milady

Why thank you, Mrs Cake.

An impartial and informative post as always.

I am forever in your debt.

Gotta go and do Saturday Night Stuff. Call you later

Will you, by jove?

Oh, I see...the internet cafe or call centre (late hours) you are using is closing up.

Have a safe journey home.

Talk soon.

The only mean-spirited-ness I've seen was a broadcast of a dalmation. Which the poor pup really didn't like. Otherwise, there's a lot of good spirited humour going on. But hey, anything can be what-ever you wish to see it as.

Even a non-existent hero ....

Well said, Reverend.

For services above and beyond the call of duty to the Undisclosed Regiment (cue "Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac) I hereby present you with this chocolate medal and plastic Junior PI Badge. Long may you wear them both with pride.

Now, for that special assignment, you will need to sit behind this desk and answer the phone.

If anyone asks, we're in Iraq.

A JPIB !!!

*runs out to the bronzing shop .....*


So, for the out-going message, does Iraq have one "K" or 2?

Just make it up as you go.

That's the way we do things in the Undisclosed.

(stands on chair as Regimental music pipes up and makes special salute of pretending to act alarmed as nose grows in length)

It's all true!!!!! All of it!!!!

*briefly stops chopping down the local cherry tree and salutes the anthem ... *

"Those were the days, my friend,
we thought they'd never end,
for we were young and sure to have our way ..."

keeerrrkkkkccchhhhhh. (sound of bad line from telephone kiosk in jamaica)


lads... lads... i've just heard that all things in moderation...

what's goin on..


in this dress..

John/Jack/Steve/Pearl/Who-ever returned !!! Mind you, he has used a very clever and discrete disguise, ... "Temporary A-M ID". No one without the right decoder ring will crack that one.

How's you, wench/lady/lad/pigeon/what-ever?

drunk hee hee
been out fer dinner and i opened more wine when i got home.

yeah i figured it was something like that. i was just wondering what all the moderation was about..

i do so hate to miss a bit of gossip

So you had yerself a fun time, eh? I hope you only hurt a little this morning.

As to all the moderations, ... I guess the silly lad thought he was being clever, trying to everything. Of course, besides trying to circumvent his own pre-mod, now he'll be in ka-ka for abuse of the system.

Gasp! Does that mean that he may have failed?

I can't cope any more. That's my whole belief system gone.

Who'll rescue all the children? Who'll operate the super secret Red Cross rescue team? Who'll buy combat trousers from Ethel Austin's?

You know, I am going to write all this down one day. No one will believe a word of it.

Much like the current situation, actually.

i've begun to doubt the whole super hero thing now

is it possible then that superman, spiderman, and oh god forbid, batman, are not who they seem? i.e. hunky hollywood actors and the stuff of many's a fantasy.... but in fact ginga ninja, with the certain charm but no six pack,no 6 figure bank roll,and no devilish colgate grin??

(throws wine glass at wall in fit of tantrum and then immediatly regrets as the shattering appears to split her head open, crawls back to bed with mug of cocoa to watch more repeats of american idol)

This is beneath you.