h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*tsk*

You are supposed to dilute it


*puts the top back on the bottle*


Now, anymore you can say about me?

You've never lost your inner child.

*goes to put the kettle on while you ponder that.*

I dunno, having to make my own

*rumages through the cupboards and gasp as the amount of gravy powder you stock*

You 'ARE' in my house!


Actually, I was just thinking I was being very rude, not offering you a cup of and some ..sowwwy...


Inner child? I'd like to think we all hold onto that for as long as possible..

Ooh nabs a plate, goes to find a , just as an excuse to nosey at your drawers.


*opens fridge door...* The features of my face become indistinct as I'm bathed with a light so bright, *reaches forward* to grab the most holy of object... A 500g bar of lard!

What you doing with that then?

Don't show everyone! It makes the best roast potatoes, didn't you know that?

*quickly closes the fridge*


*sits on the kitchen stool, swinging her feet*..


Anything else you want to know about me?

*sips* *pulls face* Who made that! ... Oh.

Y'mean just chucking a few boild spuds in the chip-pan at the end is not the best way to cook a Sunday dinner)?

About you? *hands lil a 20,000 page book of questions I'd feel the need to ask anybody of late*

Yes I have a question, what is the favourite thing (object) in your house?

*giggles*

No, if you use a little lard, melt it and put some parboiled potatoes in there for an hour, don't forget to turn them over.. and you will have lovely crispy roast potatoes



The PC has got to be my favourite object in the house


Maybe I should have said 'Hubby'??..


*leafs through the 20,000 page book*

Oohh! You want me to answer question 42? Oh My..

*smiles*

So it's all round to lils Sunday for lunch. I'll get Derek to announce it? Tend to just half a spud an plonk it in the tray what they're done that way. But these roast in their own foil 'pots' it seems simpler to do 'chip-pan roasters'.

>>> thing (object) <<< I was going to put apart from hubby, thought that a given, so put object, thinking vase, , a photo, painting that sort of thing.

PC. Well if your thinking equipment *sniggers* Washing machine.

Question 42. Yes, what's your take on that.

I don't mind the frozen ones.. but I reduce the temp and increase the time, so they are done very similarly to 'proper' ones



Oohh!.. I'm not sure I can answer that question 42, it's rather personal

How would you answer it?

42. Depends on what's going on in life at any one time to answer that?





**Deletes a paragraph, far too glum.**





Thinking a curry is order!

We are having chicken and rice.. Hubby is cooking tonight..

>>> Cooking <<<

So that's six minutes in the microvave, stir and two more?

Yes chicken curry, do fancy going for a proper one though.

*looks at all the dirty dishes*

Why do men use so many?

*thinks... must mean hubby. . . . .*



*looks innocent, runs int the kitchen to check, 1 plate, 1 knife, 1 glass from last nights buttie fest*

And yeah I'll use a clean plate, knife for my toast, and make more washing-up?



To not make a mess of the kitchen worktops, to make more work, because we're programmed by our mothers "get a clean plate" because... I dunno why?

*shrugs shoulders*

Traveller in Time reusing the same plate until it gets nicked into the sink
"Have a look at < A246179 > I can assure you it is wonderfull to create a garden out of second hand food "

From A246179 "Most folks dislike cleaning up after a meal."

I'm not 'most folks' then. Have a mean, get t'washing-up done, then you can relax for the night. There are times though there is something I'd want to watch of telly...

But don't like sitting through a film knowing the washing-up monster is growing in t'kitchen.

Don't mind leaving late night snak stuff there to morning, because the pixies come during the night and do it for you.



Went to somebodys house once, got offered a , followed them into t'kitchen. There were plates with residual food on all over the shop, table, sides, sink. And the 'rinse a cup with a finger' thing going on. I quickly changed to; "Y'know what I'll leave it, not long since had one at home."

Eeeeeuuuuw! What a thought

I've just re-read those two post, meaning to ask TiT about the 'garden'...


>>> I can assure you it is wonderfull to create a garden out of second hand food <<<

And then what I said, it could be read that I was talking of TiT's place. Nooo, it was nobody from hootoo.


makes me wonder though, "create a garden out of second hand foood garden."

I think it means, that mould grows as fast as grass, if unattended


*shudders*

*sits on the kitchen stool, swinging feet and nosing about the kitchen*

Ohhhhh I see said ther blind man.

So can I stop sticking old tomatoes on the ends of sausages and trying to get them to stand up in the garden?