h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you!

Although my birthday was the 9th..


Where have you been hiding yourself??


I've missed you!!

I found myself looking at another website

And I met life, and it said nice things about me. I'm "funny, witty, tactile, top banana" and so when second life (no not the web site) asked about seeing me again I've gone into hiding, cus it's strange, that life, don't think I like being liked, not like that, if you know what I mean.

Had a smashing time these past few weeks, my new hobby is breaking glasses, or so it seems... You don't mind having your birthday drink out of a plant pot do you?

There's a hole in the bottom of the plantpot



You found somewhere other than Hootoo?



*staggers to sit on her Matt*

You're meant to put your finger in t'hole.


Staggers eh, nothing like being "2-day drunk" is there?

*giggles*



Don't let everyone know!

*puts finger ith'ole*

Waggle it 'bout a bit... *pours into your receptacle*

Hmm, ... ... ...

*giggles*


Let the Phantom Yikeser make of that what he will!!

*Dribbles*

It's difficult drinking with my finger in the middle

Oi, now I'm covered in lil too!

What's happening in Hull, why you going, what you doing, who you doing it with and yeah?!

*giggles*


Sowwwy..


Oh, we were having a mini-meet for Moonhogg and his family, because they couldn't get to London.

Now, as there are more than 8 of us attending, it will be an official meet!!

You've been to Hull and back?

*replaces plant pot with glass vase*

Got back a couple of hours ago.. We had a fantastic time!!


*looks into the glass vase*


It's empty

Ooooooooooooooooooooh you stayed out all night? "Dirty stop out!"







*pours contents of a bottle of Gin into said vase.*

I don't drink gin.. It tastes like perfume to me..

*pours out Gin, washes vase, refils it with *


You know what perfume taste like?

Only from overspray..


*sips the *

Next you'll be giving it large with the hairspray!

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*