h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just needed to get out, getting cabin fever!

It was a simple choice, sit around here or get out up in the countryside. It was nice in the sun, had a bit of a wander round.

I just may have itchy feet, 8:45p do I a) go to bed now wake up about midnight, and then stay up till 6am, b) go to the beach c) go to the big Tesco d) have a

Is it my imagination, or do you "keep funny hours" too?

I really don't know what you mean

Hey I've seen B'Elena live and well... She posted in the 'would you be famous for a week' thread.

Talking about us, mmm, yes *nods*... So she's in t'room were the 'puter is.

*runs to find B'El.*

She's been talking about us


Ooh!! The little er!!..

Yes, and she's been eating all the by the looks of things...

*hoovers*



*nabs lils matt and legs it*

Oi!!

That's MY Matt !!

I'm just borrowing it...





... to put under the car, whilst I have a tinker under there.

Hey!!

Don't you get oil on me Matt!

*holds matt behind me*

I wouldn't dream of it.



...





*looks for a label on the Matt to see where it came from.*

What are you looking at?

I'm looking at having to buy a new matt .




Just wanted to look at something under the car, don't worry I ain't doing anything oily. T'other end, found a couple of chunks of metal yesterday that look as if they were spare from having a tow bar fitted. - The stuff you find in the garage, *tut*.

Found some 'birdballs' so that should keep the s happy.

Aah..

As long as you look after the Matt properly


Birdballs? You found them under the car? How strange..

Four candles?

*giggles*



OOOhhhh!.. You have gone very quiet



*noses about the house, while she can.. *

You've just come to see the new chairs havent you?!

Sit on the one in the corner, it's electric.


BTW how are you?

Electric, eh


Ooh! I'm recovery well from the operation.. but Hubby generously donated his Man Flu to me.. along with his pewmoania

Yeah, 'lecey chair' you push a putton and the back goes down, and a foot dooings comes out, Total waste of money.

Mmm man flu, best cure is to get tucked-up in bed with a hot woman... Or so my maths teacher used to say. Funny I remember that, but nothing else he ever said.

Could be hay feaver, I've been a bit stuffy since my trip to Warwickshire yeserday.

Nope.. definitely Hubby's Man Flu.. coz I tried piriton the other day, and it didn't work..


If you didn't like the lekey dooings with the wotsit, then why buy it

Oh! And at the moment, I AM the hot woman!!

Piriton, I tried that once, did nuffin.

Well, it's Friday, have a curry! If I feel a bit sniffy, it tends to clear the pipes.


As for the chair, I didn't pay for it, bit like an episode of changing rooms, I did one room, and vice versa.

Gone from having my nice country cottage feel to somethinhg from a Buck Rogers set.



So have you got any stiches I can play with? Any minging scaps to peel?