h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome to the huge site that is h2g2, the Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Earth edition) . I'm Unc, one of the site's <./>ACE</.>s.

To get you started I'd recommend taking the <./>dontpanic-tour</.> . Feisor has witten a list of hints and links at A719840 which is also very useful/

Visit the <./>smiley</.> page to learn how to use the site's many emoticons

Some places to go..
<./>Askh2g2</.> is great if there's a question you want to ask the h2g2 community
<./>Miscchat</.> is a forum for more general chat
A630019 for a list of clubs and societies on site
A1041625 for a list of word games
A1123354 to learn how to brighten up your user page

If you want to help build up the Guide, then try <./>contribute</.>. A1355195 is a page set up to help people who want to start writing for the Guide, whether it's fact or fiction.

Read <./>thepost</.>, h2g2's very own newspaper to find out what's happening on site

If you need any help, or just want to chat, then simply reply and I'll get back to you.

and ,
Unc

Uh, thanks

You're welcome Just saw your posting on the 'efficient time wasting' entry and wondered if you know about peer review? It's the only way to get an entry onto the front page.

Yeah I know, Im just procrastinating making it look pretty enough. Cheers for taking an interest though

The <./>writing-guidelines</.> are also useful to have a look at in the mean time . If you do want anything read over before submitting an entry, just give a yell

strange the way we are welcomed to the site then left to our own devices to create havoc never to be ACE'd again, sdrry to activate this again bunns but seemed a daft thing to

Hmm, I think we are expected to complain about each other and ask questions of people who should know better than our own ACE's. It is strange though, Ive not actually spoken to dear Uncomformity since whichever december it was. Was my first friend here and I havent said hi again...

strange though, I activated my old ACE welcome and got a reply right away from the original ACE poster whom was very suprised by my interest, suggested that all I wanted was some after care

All Aces remain subscribed to their original post, if you ever do need some aftercare as you put it, all you need do is post on that thread . I'm not an ACE any more as I now have a baby daughter to fill my time, but I too am still on hand to all those I've welcomed to the site. ACE's welcome hundreds, well thousands really of new researchers, most of whom don't stay onsite for more than a couple of hours before logging out never to log in again, so giving follow-up messages is rather impractical (though many try anyway . The ACEs are always available to help out or to chat to at any time however and if you want someone to check up on how you're getting on now and then just say so

Good to see you're still about bunnyfrog

What is it with hootooers and new babies lately?
I hope yours is as lovely as you are and many years of fun ensue. If you want me to send some bibs and things, please do say so, my godmother for some reason gave us a boxload of baby stuff the other week. But aside from that I really am glad you are well and talking to me

We've also been given a couple of boxes of baby stuff and recieved more parcels than I normally get in several years. She's only five weeks old but can smile now and amuse herself for a bit, which means I actually have a little free time again. She is lovely though..

..I'm afraid I could go on about her for ages and ages

I hope your well too

Hello again, darling Uncomformity
Is the baby well? More to the point, are you? Lately I find people with frequent contact with littluns go dotty

Oh, I was dotty to start with

Milly's doing well, three months old today . Where does the time go? She's fast asleep at the moment though

Im never sure whether I hate babies sleeping or not. When they are awake they are full of giggles and so on. However, they are also awake
Time seems to like dribbling past for me as well, I wake up after a long week and its next week and I get very upset that Ive done nothing useful.
You cant be that dotty, you are part of this lot *gestures at h2g2* which make anybody look sane by comparison

Oh, I like her awake or asleep , she stays very cute. she is beginning to stir though so won't be asleep much longer. Then she'll want to feed and then be sick on my shoulder again and add another spotch to the carpet

H2g2 is made up of quite a collection of charectors certainly

Hehe, carpets and babies never mix. My iccle nephew when he was smaller was caught joyfully ripping up clumps and trying to eat them. Does she appriciate the art of peekaboo yet?

She does like peekaboo, but prefers playing with her bunny and blanket. Lampshades are also a cause for fasination