h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't abide reality shows.

And here are the choices from Kew-North-By-Thames for CARS:

'Could Androids Reproduce Sexually?'

and

'Conservation Assists Rare Species.'

Well done all.

MMF

Cupcakes are recycled stodge.

Cleo 'actress' Roco? Scandalous!

Uuups, lost a s somewhere, it should be:

Cleo 'actress' Rocos? Scandalous!

CARS:

Cowpats Are Ridiculously Slippery.

Caravanning Anecdotes Rarely Stimulate.

Continent ass reassures somewhat.

Cups and Ruddy Saucers!

Good morning all, your new word (1/4) is:


KEYBOARD

Koreans eat yellow beans off a round dish

Scorpio’s offerings for KEYBOARD:


Keen Eyed Yuppy Begins Observing A Ruddy Duck.

Kremlin Evicts Yeltsin But Only After Russian Dissolution.

KEYBOARD:

Karaoke; Excruciatingly Yodelled Ballads. Occasionally, A Real Diamond.

Keeping Elephants? You'd Better Order Additional Restraining Devices.

Kazakhstani entraps Yanks: Borat observes appalling redneck discrimination

Another tricksey word for the Telegram Game, but here are the attempts for 'KEYBOARD' from Kew-North-By-Thames for week 3 of 4:

'Korea Excites Yttrium By Overriding Atomic Reactor's Deactivator'

and

'Kabbala Expresses Yogi-istic Beliefs Of Astrally Reduced Distress'

all.

MMF

KEYBOARD

Kindly enhance your body or adopt roomier dress.

King's endless yearning brought on Arthur's rapid demise.

KEYBOARD

Ken everybody 'Ye Boar, Oak and Ruddy Duck'?


Knowingly ever yikesed Bel's odd and remarkable dialect?

Good morning all, shall we wait for a few more telegrams before setting the new word?

Anything your little heart desires B'El

Ok scorp, here's the new word then (2/4)


SWIMMER

Some women insist men make excellent romantics.

Scorpio’s attempts at SWIMMER:

Sometimes We Imagine Martians May Even Read.

Skunks Will Inevitably Musk Mark Every Route.