h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, new gamers. I hope you enjoy yourselves.

And from Kew-North-By-Thames, the first attempt on 'JUBILEE':

'Journal Upgrades Become Important, Like Edited Entries.'

*Just checking J-U-B-I-L-E-E... Got this one right. Just got to preview now!*

MMF

And the second attempt on 'JUBILEE' from Kew-North-By-Thames:

'Juniper Undoubtedly Boosts Illegal Liquor's Euphoric Excesses.'

Shall vote tomorrow, as I am busy rewriting an entry, but this suddenly cam to me, so had to get it down, before I screwed up again.



MMF

JUBILEE:

Jordan's Underwired Bras Ingeniously Levitate Enormous Enhancements

Jumping Under Buses Impedes Life Expectancy Earlier

Jonah undoubtedly believed in Leviathan's evil existence.

Jimjams, underpants, bras: intrigued lovers expose everything.

Good morning everybody, the new word (3/4) is


TEARS

Sorry, just correcting the subject line.

Trident's expensive, and replacement's slow

Teaching elephants acrobatics requires skill

Tentatively, Eve ate ripe 'Sunset'.

Scorp’s attempts at TEARS:

Tortoises Eat Apples Really Slowly.

Tugging Each Arm Rips Sleeves.

Tiramisu eaters aggravate rumps, sadly.

Tourists Expect Alternate Reality Stimulation

Thomas Edison applied real science.

Second to follow.

Reminder
New word tomorrow

Ok I'm on it

Of course. Today is Wednesday! Thanks for the reminder.

Right, the nominations crawling out of Kew-North-By-Thames for 'TEARS' are as follows:

'Taxes Erase Any Recent Savings'

and

'Tireless - Explosion Accident - Reactor Safe!!!'

MMF

TEARS:

Taxation Eased; Another Ridiculous Stunt

Tearing Encyclopaedias Apart Requires Strength

I'm back with number two (stop smirking at the back1)


The Eurovision announcement. Really? Scooch?

So, where is everybody? Vestboy? Harpo? Pedro? Toy Box?
And whoever else I forgot to mention?

Come on folks, last orders now.

I'm just ing til I feel inspired

In that case, let's see what you make of the new word (4/4)

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