h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2nd go
That's unsocial Rudolf, kindly explain yourself.

Back for the new year!

no 1

Teenager Unexpectedly Revealed Knife Edge Yesterday


no 2
Tarted Up Reef Knot Easily Yields

Welcome back, chorlton.

TURKEY

Trust uncle Roger knowing every yeti.


Last orders please, word will be changed later today.
Happy new year to all of you!

Well, folks, here's the first word for 2007


SADNESS

everyone, here is the first new posting for the New Year, from Kew-North-By-Thames, for SADNESS, as I shall be computer-less from Friday.

'Social Activities Do Not Ensure Social Status'

and

'Seasonal Affected Disorder Normally Ends Spring Start'

And may 2007 be a year where the above word doesn't enter HooTooer's vocabulary..

Happy T/G-ing

MMF

First go!

Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured.

Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds

Sadly, all dreams now ended. Sorrow supercedes.

Go 2 SADNESS - advice to a bigamist.
Simply add "d", now every she's shed!

Sour And Demented, Not Everyone's Social Star.

Scorpio's first post for 2007

SADNESS:

Suddenly All Deliveries Need Express Service - Seriously!

ok, let's have a second go whilst I have the energy!

SADNESS:

Suspicious Article? Deem Necessary Explosion! Says Soldier

Seriously: All do need extra shoes, Smithey!

Good morning everybody.
The new word 1/4 is

POETRY

Scorpio’s meagre attempts at POETRY:

Penguins Often Eat Tetras – Really Yummy.

People On Elephants Tried Racing Yesterday.

Proof of Einstein's theorem? Really, Yuri!

"Pieces of eight" trilled rattlebrained yellowhammer.

POETRY

Prince of Evil? That's right. You!
Poets often exhort, "Try rhyming yourself!"

Sorry, looks as if I lost count somewhere, so we're actually at word 2/4 this week.

POETRY

Prescott observed entering the rear yard

POETRY:

Pondering Over Eccentric Telegrams Regularly Yesterday.

Predictably Often, Educating Teenagers Requires Yelling.