h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Voting on CONDUIT

A tough decision - some excellent telegrams this week...

1. (331b) Conkers: Objects Now Deemed Unsafe: Infants Traumatised (MMF)
2. (329) Conduit: Can Other Nomads Dive Under Inuit's Tents? (Goyahkla)
3. (321a) Canada obtains new devices - undersea investment trap! (Vestboy)

Cheers, Icy

I'm with Icy, it was difficult as always

Clothing Optional - no doubt, useful information, that - Icy North

Can only novice dwarves usefully inter tsarinas ? - The Mayan Templar

Canada obtains new devices - undersea investment trap - Vestboy

CONDUIT

Icy North (319)

Clothing Optional - No Doubt Useful Information That!

MMF (331)

Conkers: Objects Now Deemed Unsafe: Infants Traumatised!

Fathom (328)

Computer Obsessed Nerds Developed Ubiquitous Information Technology!

after some serious thought-this week was very difficult, and I actually had to write a long list:

1st 'Mazin' Mad Fiddler: Conkers: objects now deemed unsafe: Infants traumatised.

2nd Icy North Clothes optional- No doubt useful infomation that.

3rd Goyahkla Can other nomads dive under eskimo's tents?


And that completes the voting from the Warwick (Coventry) electorate.

Gold 320 Fathon - Calling overseas numbers? Don't underestimate India's telephonists.
Silver 324 Yelbakk - Collecting Old Naughty Dirty Underwear Is Terrible
Bronze 326 Rosemary - Conference on nautical dress uniformly informs tailors

So ends the voting from Cowley Peachy

Hall of Fame update due tomorrow. Been on holiday. folks.

MMF

Thought it was about time someone started voting on EXACT........so here goes

- Vestboy (343)

Every Xmas - Additional Credit Torment!

- B'Elana (346)

Exotic Xylocarps Atomised:Chemists Triumph!

- Fathom (342)

English Xylophones Are Carefully Tuned!

Come on folks! please don't forget to vote

1. (345a) Even Xerxes avoided charity tins (Rosemary) 2. (336) Evening, Xenophobes and closet Tories! (Harpo) 3. (343a) Every Xmas - Additional Credit Torment. (Vestboy) Cheers, Icy p.s. Can I just plug the Telegram Index page - saves a lot of navigating around when you come to cast your votes: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1813449?thread=451310&latest=1

And the votes from Silsden for EXACT are:
Enjoy Xerox arse-copying technology Icy 339 [b]
Every Xmas - Additional Credit Torment. Vestboy 343
"Evangelize X": arithmetic christians' theorems Rosemary 345[a]

My votes are :


Elements: Xenon, Arsenic, Carbon, Tin - Esty and Coren

Exasperated Xerxes Actively Created Terror! - Tsarina

English xylophones are carefully tuned. - Fathom

(339) Enjoy Xerox arse-copying technology (Icy )
(336) Evening, Xenophobes and closet Tories! (Harpo)
(356) Enfield's "Xavier" augured Conservative Trouble (Harpo)

An interesting selection considering the dreaded X!
So ends the voting from Cowley Peachy.

And from the well-travelled Kew-North-By-Thames, via Narrow-Escalator (aka Broadstairs) the voting on Exact is as follows....

Harpo- 3 points for 'Evening Xenophobes,And Closet Tories'

Liquid Warrior- 2 points for 'Every Xams (sic) Angels Collect Trumpets'

Icy North- 1 point for 'Enjoy Xerox Arse-Copying Technology'

and not one mention of Xanthum (aka chewing gum)

MMF

Shall I kick off the voting for CLEAR? Another very difficult choice this week:

1. (366b) Caravanners like exploring alternative routes. (Fathom)
2. (373b) Carey, Lambeth Ecclesiastic After Runcie. (Harpo)
3. (363a) Careless Lovers Expectantly Awaiting Results! (tsarina)

Cheers, Icy

(363a) Careless Lovers Expectantly Awaiting Results! (tsarina)
(371a) Can Lambs Escape A Roasting? (Neri)
(366b) Caravanners like exploring alternative routes. (Fathom)
This last one is wishful thinking! Can't get round the b*ggers, and can't even SEE round them! <\aside>

Cold (373b) Carey, Lambeth Ecclesiastic After Runcie. (Harpo)
Saliver (363a) Careless Lovers Expectantly Awaiting Results! (tsarina)
Byron's (371a) Can Lambs Escape A Roasting? (Neri)

CLEAR

- Neri-Aracro (371)

Can Lambs Escape A Roasting?

- Fathom (366)

Cigarette Lovers Experienced Alienation Recently!

- B'Elana (364)

Casanova's Lovemaking Excites All Readers!

And once again, sneaking in under the wire.....the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames are

neri_aracro 3 points for
'Can Lambs Escape A Roasting?'

Fathom 2 points for
'Cigarette Lovers Experienced Alienation Recently@

B'Elana 1 point for
'Casanova's Lovemakings Excite All Readers'

I thank you.....

MMF

Clear ( I wish it had been so clear which to choose )

Crying Lovers Everywhere, All Rejected.- Yelbakk


Careless Lovers Expectantly Awaiting Results!-Tsarina


Crisis!...... Life Emergency!.....Arafat Rescued!... Mazin MadFiddler

Good morning, Telegrammers. Shall I start the voting for PROTECT?

1. (379) Pirates rob other's technology, even cheating trademarks (B'Elana)
2. (391) Police Register Outrage: Two Expelled Constables Targetted. (MMF)
3. (384a) Postal reformers organise the expected closures today. (Fathom)

Cheers, Icy

My votes on PROTECT


Privatised rail operators test Einstein's chaos theory - Icy North

'Presidency Rolls Out To Election Con Trick.' MazinMadFiddler

Public Relations! Occupational Therapy! Exclaimed Careers Teacher-Vestboy