h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Votes on STAMP


some typists accumulate misprinted pamphlets - Rosemary

Supercilious Tony Aggravated Many People - HarponotMarx

'Supercilious Terrorists Are Major Provocateurs'- Mazin MadFiddler

And here we are again, with the votes from Kew-North-by-Thames for the word STAMP....which are

Yelbakk- 3 points
'Stay Yogether And Make Peace'
Rosemary- 2 points
' Sending Telegrams Aggrevates Martial Problems'
Vestboy- 1 point
' Spotty Toadstools Are Mostly Poisonous'

Please be aware marnoult has 4 entries with only one removed, so any votes will be negated on this word. See Admin. And Discussion....

MMF

OK, I a gonna vote.

1: Small terrier angrily mutilates pillow. - Mayan Templar

2: Siberian tiger attacks misplaced penguin. - Blackberry Cat

3: Stop takin all my peyote. - Occationally Coherant

STAMP

Neri-Aracro: Stop Teenage Anorexis Modelling Professionally!

Occasionally Coherent: Stoned, Tipsey and Mentally Placid!

Doc U: Star Trek Actors: Mental Patients!

(post 435) Half a first place each to Icy Norths 2 entries:

Some telegrams are mildly pithy,
Sadly these aven't much potential.

(post 448) HarpoNotMarx: Snarling Tebbit - ancient mewling polecat.

(post444) Ocasionally Coherent: Stoned, tipsy and mentally placid.

, but you'll have to make a decision, cause otherwise we'll not be able to count that for the weekly word - we just can't start giving 1.5 points to each of the telegrams - I hope you understand that

But they work so well together
ok the 1st 1, no the 2nd, no, yes
ok the 1st if you insist

Thanks for trying to confuse me ( and MMF )

I don't see why I should be the only 1 I confuse

Because it's futile to try to confuse me

Fathom: Surreal telegrams acquire marmalade peapods.


Doc U: Star Trek Actors: Mental Patients!


Occasionally coherent: Stop takin all my peyote

I'll kick off the voting for TWELVE then shall I?

TWELVE

The Mayan Templar (466): Tannoy: Will Elves Load Venison Express?!!

OC (458): Those Whom Eat Leftovers Verily Expectorate!

Vestboy (459): Towcester, Worcester, Esther, Leicester: Vocal Enigmas?

Some exceptionally good ones this week with a not so easy word either......once again very hard to make a choice Well done everyone

1. (466a) Tannoy: Will Elves Load Venison Express?!! (Mayan T)

2. (475) Two widows explore love very eagerly. (Blackberry Cat)

3. (468) Terry Wogan Eats Loads Very Easily (Harpo)

Cheers, Icy

These are my votes:

1) Towcaster, Worcester, Esther, Leicester: vocal enigmas? - Vestboy(459)

2) Trapped wind eructs, leaving vicar embarrassed - Icy(455)

3) Toothsome wenches enliven lucky vicars evening. - BC(469)

TWELVE

459b Vestboy: Towcaster, Worcester, Esther, Leicester: vocal enigmas?

471a Tsarina: Tasting wine enlivens licenced victuallers exhibition!

460 Liquid Warrior: Terrorists weave elaborate lies very effectively.

And the newly uncontested (unless the goverbment decides otherwise) votes for TWELVE from the Kew-North-By-Thames constituency are:-

The Mayan Templar- 3 points
'Tannoy: Will Elves Load Venison Express?!!'

tsarina- 2 points

' Tasting Wine Enlivens Licenced Victuallers Exhibition'

Fathom- 1 point

'Two Weeks Exercising Left Vera Exhausted'

And so the Polling Booth at Kew-North-By-Thames closes for another week!

Shall I start the voting for OFTEN...


1. (484b) Offal frequently tastes extremely nice. (Blackberry Cat)

2. (483b) Our flatulence tent empties niftily. (Mayan Templar)

3. (482a) Opium Fools Then Enervates Nerves (MMF)

Cheers, Icy

Vote early and OFTEN

1 = Outsized frillies titillate elderly Norwegians - Icy

2 = Opium Fools Then Enervates Nerves - MMF

3= Old Father Time - Eternal, Nearly! - HarpoNotMarx

OFTEN


Opium Fools Then Enervates Nerves - MMF

Obesity - failure to eat normally - Icy North

Our flatulence tent empties niftily. - The Mayan Templar

Ok, votings on SPEAK :

Spear Points Eviscerate Attacking Knights - Goyahkla

Sadly, pork escallops aren't kosher - Icy North

Santa's presents excite ALL kids. - The Mayan Templar