h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have nothing against MMF, so still count it in

Scorp’s *belated* votes for BELATED:

1. 2305 - 'Brown's Electioneering Lunacy Annoys Tories, Especially David...'MMF

2. 2310 - Boris elected? Londoners await this experienced diplomat. – Icy

3. 2303 - B’ Elena Late Again – Telegram Entrants Desolute – Pedantic

Here are my slightly late votes for 'BELATED'

- PedanticBarSteward - 3 Points
'British Epigrammatic Language Assists Telegraphically Economical Dispatches.

- B'Elana - 2 Points
'Being extremely lazy, Anabel tried evading duties.'

- Icy North - 1 Point
'Boris elected? Londoners await this experienced diplomat.'

Well done all...



MMF

My votes for SONS

socks off, nasty smell - chorlton

shave off naff sideburns - Artisan

Snoozing off - no sound - Shirps

Votes for SONS:

1. (2319a) Socks off, nasty smell (Chorlton)
2. (2327b) Shave off naff sideburns (Artisan)
3. (2329a) Spooky ooky night, soon! (Vestboy)

Icy

MY VOTE FOR SONS

1. by Icy North Smokers Offend Non-Smokers
2. by B'Elana Shitty old nappies stink.
3. by Chorlton socks off, nasty smell

And the votes for 'SONS' are:

- Icy North - 3 Points
'Smokers offend Non-Smokers'.

scorpio_witch - 2 Points
'Skunks Offer Noisome Smells'.

- Vestboy - 1 Point
'Spooky Okky Night Soon'.

Well done all.



MMF

My votes for EDITOR:

Eager dentist, "Impacted tooth out! Rinse." - Vestboy

Every day I terrorise older researchers - Icy

Exegesis Definitely Influences Translation Of Religion - PBS

Votes for EDITOR:

1. (2332) England dumps its trash, others recycle. (B'Elana)
2. (2334) Entries Desperately Important... Tell Our Researchers (MMF)
3. (2333) Eventually drowned in torrent of rain (Artisan)

Icy

OK, well if I get a vote already then for EDITOR:

PBS: Elect Dipsomaniac Idiots To Oversee Regulations

B'Elana: England dumps its trash, others recycle.

Icy North: Einstein's daughter inspired theory of relativity.

All I need now is to petition for the smileys !

PS Should that be "Dipsomanic"? Not sure myself.



Ugi

My votes for EDITOR:

1) Eager dentist, "Impacted tooth out! Rinse." - Vestboy

2) Every day I terrorise older researchers - Icy....

3) Exegesis Definitely Influences Translation Of Religion - Pedantic...


Sorry, B'Elana I couldn't votes for yours out of principle!

You don't believe that Elvis is dead then?
You are not alone.

Of course Elvis is dead, we just recycle him!

I've heard too much about your landfills to believe that.

Where do you get rid of your rubbish? Our landfills are generating methane gas, which is being put to use. So they are not total rubbish

MY VOTE FOR EDITOR

1. by Vestboy Easy does it! Truss only rented!
2. by Icy North Einstein's daughter inspired theory of relativity
3. by ARTISAN! Eventually drowned in torrent of rain

My votes for EDITOR are:

- Vestboy - 3 Points
'Eager Dentist, "Impacted Tooth Out! Rinse!" '

- B'Elana - 2 Points
'England Dumps It's Trash, Others Recycle!'

- Artisan - 1 Point
'Eventually Drowned In Torrent Of Rain.'

Where is everybody?

MMF

MY VOTE FOR FEATURE

1. by Icy North Football encourages adults to utter rude expletives
2. by MazinMadFiddler Financial Experts Adjust Taxation Using Regulatory Excuses
3. by Ugi For Every Action There's Usually Reactions Expected

Scorpio’s votes for FEATURE:

1. 2342 - Famous Erotic Artist Trips Up Revealing Everything – Ugi
2. 2354 - Full English at ten, usually runny eggs - MMF
3. 2341 - Football encourages adults to utter rude expletives - Icy

My votes for FEATURE then:

1) Icy North: Football encourages adults to utter rude expletives
2) MMF: 'Financial Experts Adjust Taxation Using Regulatory Excuses'
3) Artisan: Full english at ten, usually runny eggs



Ugi