h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any more votes for SENIOR? The new word isn't up yet.

Why not?

And this week's late votes for 'SENIOR' are:

VestBoy - 3 Points.
'Salesmanship - Eskimo's Now Installing Our Refrigerator.'

- PedanticBarSteward - 2 Points.
'Soapy Enemas Naturally Induce Obnoxious Reactions.'

- lil - 1 Point.
'Selling Elderly Nappies In Orderly Rotation.'

Well done everyone, and for the late posting, and for waiting for me...



MMF



*Psst... B'El, you can post the new TG word now... *

*runs in.. trips over the Matt*

Votes from near Chester!

SENIOR

1. Salesmanship - Eskimos Now Installing Our Refrigerator. .... Vestboy

2. Soapy Enemas Naturally Induce Obnoxious Reactions. .... PBS

3. Share Experts Notice Investors Offloading Rapidly. .... MMF




Now you can put up the new TG, B'El </>

Good! On my way

Votes for FLASK

Female Lions Are Savage Killers - scorpio

French Letters Are Sometimes Kinky - PBS

Fans love a Stephen King - Icy

Votes for FLASK:

1.(2273a) French Letters Are Sometimes Kinky (PBS)
2.(2274b) Fondest Love And Sweet Kisses (Scorpio Witch)
3.(2281b) Football Loving Aussies Slaughter Kiwis (MMF)

Icy

And my votes for: 'FLASK' are:

PedanticBarSteward - 3 Points
‘Fancy Lingery (sic) And Silk Knickers’

- scorpio_witch - 2 Points
‘Fondest Love And Sweet Kisses’

- B’Elana - 1 Point
‘Fleas, lice, ants, spiders: KILL!!’

Well done everyone...

Hope the next batch of offerings are as good!



MMF

Sorry - I thought I had posted this.

1. by scorpio_witch Fondest Love And Sweet Kisses.
2. by B'Elana Fanciful lies are suggesting knowledgeability
3. by lil .. ACE/Scout Flasks Lost! Ask Shop Keeper!

Don't worry, you did post it but we've turned the page after that, which is why I counted only three votes yesterday. My bad.

Votes for RECORD:

1. (2292) Rubbing Eyes Can Occasionally Reduce Drowsiness (PBS)
2. (2295) Rapid Eating Can Often Ruin Digestion (plodrog)
3. (2287) Rats! Eskimo cancels our refrigerator deal! (Vestboy)

Icy

MY VOTE FOR FLASK
1. by Vestboy Rats! Eskimo cancels our refrigerator deal!
2. by scorpio_witch Really Eccentric Chemist Orders Readers Digest
3. by Icy North Read elementary calculus - or remain dumb

Lil -

- PedanticBarSteward - 3 Points
'Recent Events Confirm Our Retarded Development.'

- scorpio_witch - 2 Points
'Really Eccentric Chemist Orders Readers Digest.'

- Lil - 1 Point
'Record Executive Cancelled Our Record Deal.'

Well done everyone, although I feel the T/G needs a bit of a rallying cry, or I'm going to run out of Telegrams to vote on.



MMF

My votes for RECORD:

Rubbing Eyes Can Occasionally Reduce Drowsiness -PBS

Rapid Eating Can Often Ruin Digestion - plodrog

Rats! Eskimo cancels our refrigerator deal! - Vestboy

Votes for RECORD:

1. Record Executive Cancelled Our Record Deal - Lil
2. Rapid Eating Can Often Ruin Digestion - plodrog
3. Recent Events Confirm Our Retarded Development - Pedantic


I'll try with my feeble attempts as & when I am around!

No much to choose from:

However, my vote for BELATED
1. by MazinMadFiddler Brown's Electioneering Lunacy Annoys Tories, Especially David
2 by Icy North Boris elected? Londoners await this experienced diplomat.
3. by B'Elana Being extremely lazy, Anabel tried evading duties.

My votes for BELATED


British Engineers Learn About Terrifying Exploisive Devices. - MMF

Boris elected? Londoners await this experienced diplomat. - Icy

British Epigrammatic Language Assists Telegraphically Economical Dispatches. - PBS

Votes for BELATED:

1. (2305b) Brown's Electioneering Lunacy Annoys Tories, Especially David (MMF)
2. (2308) 'Bloomin' Eve lied!', Adam told exasperated Deus (B'Elana)
3. (2302a) British Epigrammatic Language Assists Telegraphically Economical Dispatches (PBS)

Icy

Votes for BELATED:

1. Boris elected? Londoners await this experienced diplomat. - Icy
2. 'Bloomin' Eve lied!', Adam told exasperated Deus - B'Elana
3. British Engineers Learn About Terrifying Exploisive Devices - PBS

Shirps, your no 3 is MMF's telegram.