h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, tough choice - these were really good

1st place (and a 3-2-1 Dusty Bin)

Try Holding Rampant Elephants Entranced! – Lil

2nd place (and a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen)

The Hairdresser Ruffles Ernests Ear – Arisz

3rd place (and a Crackerjack Pencil)

Tender hearts reveal extra emotions - Venus

I suppose I should be voting too. Apologies if I don't pick yours - they're all very good.

1st: Three Hundred Rodents! Eeeeek! Eeeeek! (Trin)
2nd: Though Hope Remains, Everything Ends. (Yelbakk)
3rd: Thinking Hard Releases Enervating Endorphines. (Mazin)

Cheers, Icy

Hello Folks... Nr Chester Calling:-

The Votes for the word THREE are as follows:-


Gold<.....>Thinking Hard Releases Enervating Endorphines<.........>MMF


Silver<....>Tree Huggers Restore Exhausted Environment<..>Blackberry Cat


Bronze<...>Three Hundred Rodents Eeeeek! Eeeeek!<.....>Trin Tragula


This is the vote for the Nr Chester Region

And from the returning officer of Kew-North-by-Thames, the pooled votes are as follows:-

Venus for "Tender Hearts Reveal Extra Emotions" - 3 Points.

BlackBerry Cat for "Tree Huggers Restore Exhausted Environment"- 2 Points.

B'Elana for "Tropical Hurricanes Reach Extreme Extents" - 1 Point.

It is getting harder to appoint winners, and well done to all for such a high quality of Telegrams.

Best of luck to you all......


MMF

About time for some voting on Booth I think

Joe Fish for "Body odour, oh the hum"
Tsarina for "Belts out old tunes harmoniously"
Vestboy for "Both of our twins hanglide"

The voting for East Anglia is as follows

1st = Lil
Badger offers old tunnel haunts.
2nd = Trin
Better off outside tickling hedgehogs.
3rd = Yellbak
Beware of our toothless hedgehog.

Nice animal theme going on
That completes the vote, and appolgies for not voting on the last word, i was a bit preoccupied

And some more:

1. Banana On Our Teeth, Hurrah! (Trin)
2. Beware Of Our Toothless Hedgehog! (Yelbakk)
3. Both of our twins hanglide (Vestboy)

Cheers, Icy

Hello... tap... one, two, three... tap... testing, testing... tap... is this thing on?
Oh sorry! The votes from Cowley Peachey are:
Gold - Body odour, oh the hum - Joe Fish
Silver - Better off outside tickling hedgehogs - Trin
Bronze - Belts out old tunes harmoniously - Tsarina

Bzzzzz... frzzt POP!





Do you think they heard me?

Votes on BOOTH are as follows :

Buying online often takes hours - BlackBerry Cat

Being orgasmic offends the holy. - Venus

Better off owning than hiring - Icy North

My votes:
1st - Seeking experienced redundent village idiot, cretin essential.
2nd - Should Earwigs Really Vote In Council Elections?
3rd - Seasonal eating renders vanilla ice creams essential.

Trin, you're completely barking, but I love the Telegrams...


1. Should Earwigs Really Vote In Council Elections? (Trin)

2. Somber elves' remorseful voices intone Claus's eulogy. (Doc U)

3. Spys Extol Regimental Valour In Cross-Examination." (MMF)


Cheers,

Icy

In which case, the results from Barking are:

Gold - Somber elves' remorseful voices intone Claus's eulogy (Doc U)

Silver - Seeking experienced redundent village idiot, cretin essential (Blackberry Cat)

Bronze - Senior Envoy Reacts Violently In Chinese Embassy! (Lil)

Gold - Senior Envoy Reacts Violently In Chinese Embassy! (Lil)
Silver - Should Earwigs Really Vote In Council Elections? (Trin)
Bronze - Science enthusiasts recreate Venus' icy composition experimentally. (Fathom)

Here concludes the voting from Cowley Peachy.

The votes for Service are :


Gold Seeking experienced redundent village idiot, cretin essential. - BlackBerry Cat

Silver Stealing Eels? Rustling Voles Is Considerably Easier - Trin Tragula

Bronze Seven earwings run verily into Colins ear. - Venus

The votes from Kew-North-By-Thames are as follows:-

Esty and Coren for ' Silly Esty Read Vice In Coren's Entries'

Fathom for 'Specialist Engineers Research Vehicle Internal Combustion Engines'

lil old me for ' Sovereign Elizabeth Regina Visits India's Colonial Empire'

I thank you.

Yoohooo!!! Can you hear me mother??? Near Chester calling:-

SERVICE


Gold... Seasonal Eating Renders Vanilla Ice Creams Essential.. Icy North


Silver..Should Earwigs Really Vote In Council Elections... Trin Tragula


Bronze..Seeking Experienced Redundant Village Idiot, Cretin Essential.
.........Blackberry Cat.


That completes the voting for the Near Chester Region!

Shall I PROCEED with the next round of voting?

1. Poor relations only come expecting easy dosh (Vestboy)
2. Persecuted Reindeer's Ominous Christmas Employment Escape Dash (Trin)
3. Pyrotechnic Rocket Observed Crashing Earthbound. 'Everybody Down!' (MMF)

Cheers, Icy

Votes for PROCEED
[assuming I can't vote for my own!]

Poor relations only come expecting easy dosh [Vestboy]
Powerful religions often can encourage extremist deeds [Fathom]
Perceiving rules of cricket exceeds everyone's depth [Icy North]

Votes on PROCEED are

Gold Perceiving rules of cricket exceeds everyone's depth - Icy North

Silver "Pyrotechnic Rocket Observed Crashing Earthbound. 'Everybody Down!!!!' ".- MMF

Bronze Powerful religions often can encourage extremist deeds - Fathom

Votes for PROCEED:

Gold: Papering rashly over cracks eventually elicits disaster (Vestboy)

Silver: Pirates Ride On Concrete Elephants Every Day (HarpoNotMarx)

Bronze: Provoking Reptiles Often Causes Executor's Early Death (B'Elana)