h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So........

how long 'till next Christmas?

Dont care, it's my birthday first...

Oh, and JH took a whole book, I did it in one short, sweet posting

a y ? whodathunk?

Well, anyone who meets me soon realises they shouldathunk

I thunk therefore I um.

watch out or I'll be accusing you of the same sort of mumbling that 2legs has been up to!

2legs has a lot to answer for

And yet he's always just too busy causing trouble to apologise for any of it.

He's an inspiration, isn't he?

aye, i wish i had his time to cause trouble

True!!!

meanwhile i'm busy planning pancakes for dinner

Pancakes for dinner,
What's for dessert?

ice cream and a coulis of frozen berries mixed with sugar

Oooh! Pancakes!

I might have to do some of thems. With cheese and spinach for main and lemon and sugar and butter and yoghurt and berries and maple syrup and double cream for dessert...

Oooooh my goodness, sounds like my dream meal.
Whoever invented pancakes deserves a medal.

*nods*

I agree. None of this OBE rubbish for singing for the masses... Give them for important things like inventing pancakes!!!

*nods*

And there are so many unsung heroes too;
like the person who came up with the idea of combining peanut butter
and jam.

Oh no, they need to be hung.

either that or drowned in the combo

or forced to eat it with added marmite garnish until they explode...