h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you are allowed to approach vicars

Only when suitably protected with cloves of garlic.

My female vicar once said, I'll pray for you.
I replied, no need I'll be round tonight.


Hit me on the head with a cruci-thingy.
Just goes to show there's no pleasing women vicars.

there's no pleasing women - period!

even when you do, you don't

oh well...







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women - period
time to tread carefully.

Only if you value your life

only as much as i value females

Love them, hate them, but I can't live without them They continue to fascinate me, how sad is that

Not sad at all; it's been a lifetime's preoccupation for me.

same here - allthough i am slowly forgetting why

True, a case of the mind is willing but the flesh is otherwise engaged.

God gavemen brains and penises, but only enough blood to one at a time With thanks to Micael Bentine

bentine provided god

He's everywhere I should have qualified the statement with "Thanks for the quote by Michael Bentine" It had been a busy morning for me.

How many days have I to wait now for the same procedure as last year?

Why wait until next year, start now.
There's a chap somewhere in the UK who celebrates Xmas every day.

the poor misguided soul

xmas should be celebrated every night, everyone knows that

This chap is truly dedicated and celebrates it day and night.
Mind you, having Noddy screaming It's CHRISTMAAAAAS!!! 365 days
of the year would drive me nuts.

it sounds pretty nutty if you ask me

No no, it's very much in the British grand tradition of eccentricity.
Thank goodness there are still a few people who can behave oddly.
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oh well, as long as he doesn't bother me with it