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I'd hardly confuse UH with her

Or is there something you're not telling me?

Elwood, let me see if I can get this straight.

On the road to Oz, there are lions and tigers and bears.

Detroit has the first two, but Chicago managed to snatch
up the third. There's your problem. You need to get
the Bears back from Chicago, and then you'll have a
matched set.

UH, supporting the Atlanta Braves isn't good. It's bad, bad, bad! Just ask Jane Fonda!

Hi kiddies! s all around!

UH is supporting the Atlanta Braves?

*uses brain scrubber to remove the obvious joke from her head, does a different one instead*

Is that why he's always broke?

Would you prefer if I make the obvious athletic supporter joke?

Shea

ER! Nice you've got there!

I really wish the joke was as obvious to us Brits...

I'm a Brit and I get it

Oh, and I got it years ago, before I ever came here to live. I guess you've just got to have an interest in baseball to understand.

Surely Brits have athletic supporters,

Um, I think Ted Turner is the most
famous current Atlantan, and he is
married to Jane Fonda. The question is,
does Turner own the Atlanta Braves?
He could afford to, but does he actually
own them?

Or did Jane file for a divorce?
There is some missing piece of data
that I'm not getting here.

I think Ted and Jane divorced quite some time ago....

As far as the Atlanta Braves are concerned.... I really don't know what Ted owns, other than a pile of communications companies.

well done

oops - last post to wrong thread - but not the one before it ... if thatmakes sense

Since when does anything make sense on here?

a week last Wibble I think

*checks backlog*

Nope. Makes no sense.

I'm pretty sure that every piece of vital information about baseball is missing from my brain.

Shea

but ya know all the cricket stuff ... right