h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you please be so kind as to accept an or 10 from someone in desperate need of a drinking buddy ?

When they refer to six pack, it's the pack of beer cans.
Gone back to Liquid Warrior. Why whould I change? I'm the victim here, not the villian.

Just wait until you see my new page. It's pretty God damn

Hi Tanzen.

Have you seen the new page?
Alleycat did it for me.

Aye...saw it just now...very high tech...!

It's gotta be nice to have mates in the know !

Well when I changed names she offered to do it for me, and when it was done, I decided sod it. I'm the victim here not the villian why should I change my name. So viola. here I am back as the warrior. Latin translation, I'm told is;
Vescare etc means eat my shorts, from Bart Simpson.
Recedite etc means stand aside little people I'm on offical business
and
Bene line means you look fine, which means they are pis.... inebriated.
Glad you liked it.

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I'm just gonna run away for a little while to grab some lunch, will be back soon

Enjoy your lunch. No Countdown tonight

Ok...I'm really going this time !

you don't have countdown tonight...have you tried writing out the words to "Always the Sun" by the Stranglers ?

Never heard of it.

Ahh !

You know the Stranglers?? Probably better known for "Golden Brown" ??

Now that I have heard of.
Golden brown They're the only words I know.

Golden brown, texture like sun, lays me down, with my mind she runs...

I could keep going...but I won't

That song always used to creep me out when I was little...but now it's a favourite of mine !

Anyway the point I was making is that it's the same band, although the songs sound very different !

Rrrriiiggghhttt!!!




Yes well, anyway, moving swiftly along. Last night shift of three. In days on Wed Thurs and Fri. Then nights again, Mon Tues and Wed of next week.

Just waiting for the canteen to oepn.

Ahh, so I'm probably not gonna see you til next week ??

I'm only in today and tomorrow...got Thursday and Friday off...was going to be going away, but it turns out I may be going to a funeral instead......

...and then next week my little brother's in on work experience, so I'll have some decent company !

He's working with you? But he'll get little work experience with you.... I mean, only joking. You are Laughing, arne't you? Aren't you?

Hey, I've been here 5 years...and they still haven't fired me, so I must be doing something right !

Think yourself lucky. I''ve been here since September 1972, and they still haven't found out what I do yet.
Well, your brother has a good role model to live up to, if he's working with you. I'm sure he'll learn loads. He'll trot back to his little school mates and say guess what my big sister does, she chats up strange men on Hoo Too threads.

I have visions of being here in years to come...the new guys walking past me..."That's kristy...she's been here since they used to use COMPUTERS..."

And he will learn plenty, thank you...I am good at my job...I'm just better at flirting on the internet, that's all ..but I've often been told that you only should do what you know how to do well...this way I still get a paycheck !

I think I've been here since the abacus.I was on a go slow for years, no-one noticed. If anyone asks me what exactly is it you do here? I change the subject.
How are things between you and your boss now. You were not getting on too well, if memory serves me well, and usually it dfoesn't.