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Maybe some day I'll actually get around to it...though it's probably more likely I'll trash the room

Well, yes, there is that possibility. Why do you want tie-dye?

I don't know. I wonder if it would be possible to tie-dye a cat .

Given the sharpness of claws and teeth that many cats have, you may want to check with the cat about what it would tolerate.

Maybe not then, Sam can be very scratchy.

I thought as much.

Maybe if she was asleep at the time

Well, good luck, but I suggest covering your eyes and layering your most scratchable body parts with padded protection. I have a friend who has 12 cats, and I've heard tips on minimizing the wounds.

Normally, just not trying to tie-dye them works

If the shoe were on the other foot, and your cat was trying to tie-dye you, how much equanimity would you show?

Depends on the colours and patterns...

Pink and flowery, Id scratch his eyes out...

Multi coloured and hippy-esque Id probably let it go.

It would be fun to be tie-dyed. The world would never be boring again

Tie-dye your dentist, too. He has a boring life.

No, he can stay boring. He put me through years of stupid braces!

I never had braces, but I've had crowns and caps and root canals.
I still haven't figured out why teeth need specialist attention, when so few other body parts need regular inspections.

"Hi, I'm the doctor who will check your left leg every six months to make sure it hasn't fallen off."

"I'm concerned that it's been more than a year since you last came in here to have your butt brushed. If you don't have it brushed regularly, it will develop butt decay, and that will be very expensive for you.

It's terrible when you lose you leg isn't it?

It leaves some people hopping mad.

"You haven't been flossing your skin every day. Shame on you!"

"Your feet are starting to disintegrate, and that's because you haven't been coming in annually to have your toes glued back in."

What a mean doctor

become mean because they went sleepless so much as interns, and their brains were permanently reset.