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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
*writes card that reads...
"To: EvilClaw
I have prepared for you a delicious strawberry split in honour of your amazingly amazing amazingness.
From: Question Mark" and puts it on the banana split*
Now I'll just put this bana-I mean, strawberry split in the freezer.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2006
CURSE YOU FF! CURSE YOU TO THE... er... um... CURSING PLACE!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
I try and do something nice and not at all devious for someone and what do I get? Cursed that's what!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2006
But a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse.
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
But how did you know it was me when I cleverly signed the note "Question Mark"?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2006
Huh? Oh, I was just getting ready to curse everyone at random. You were just first.
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
Oh disregard what I said just then. I was sleep moving around and talking. Say, did you notice this strawberry split in the freezer? It has a note on it for you.
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
No just a freezer. Over there.
*points*
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 16, 2006
Yes, so some mysterious mystery person left you a treat with a flattering note. I think you should eat it right away because it doesn't contain banana.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2006
But I just woke up. I never eat strawberry deliciousness in the morning....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 16, 2006
<< I was just getting ready to curse everyone at random. You were just first>>
At random? If you were immortal, you could curse everyone in the universe...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 16, 2006
Like that guy from hitchhiker's!
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Chronomanicmechanic - Going crazy fixing things.... Posted Mar 16, 2006
In which case it's never to early for strawberry loveliness!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Mar 17, 2006
I think what chronomanicmechanic means is eat the strawberry split already!
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