h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um, Who me?
*Looks at bag in his hand*
"This-iddn't candy. T'is pistachios... methinks."
*Shrug*
"..."
*Lets her see the inside of the bag*

Oooh! Can I have some?

*snatches the bag before he can say no*

I've got an crunchy frog quality assortment? Anyone want one?

No thanks.

If you took the bones out they wouldn't be crunchy

What would be the point of that?

What about what now?

}!!{
*Sneezes p-shells*

Somebody get a mop!

*escapes in *

Cowurg!

Cow-abunga!(?)

Quickly, come inmy ! Can't you see the police!!!

"Now, why would I want to go sneaking around in a police box for?"
*Takes his bandit mask off, and sets it inside the bag. Sets the bag down, a few steps off, then rests, leaning against the side of the *

as disappears and Thorn falls over

"Officer, arrest-that man, who-ever-it was, that's gone and left that bum there, shouldn't there be permits or something, to let people go about leaving things on the ground, for-others-to-trip-on?"

im back

...indeed...

, Candy?
*Paf!*

"Look,- what I've produced, right from under my sleeve."
*}ahem!{s at Chronomanic mechanic, a-few-times.*