h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I quite little children


couldn't eat a whole one though </>


*hands over breakfast to lil and BB*

*ignores remark about BB's and and gratefully accepts cooked breakfast - on Day* Thank you

accidentally sits on rob the carpet

would you like some breakfast BF?


I didn't mean it BB I quite often look after my nephew </>

OH.. Cal..this is scrummy!! *devours her breakfast*

I was starving!

*small voice from behind BB Mum, Mum I need the toilet. Where is the toilet here?* Excuse me folks *takes and by the hand and disappears .......

No thanks Cal, don't do breakfast. It's a morning thing, and I disagree with mornings entirely

*watches the little follow their Mummy.. *


BF, I don't mind you sitting on Rob the Carpet, just keep your dirty shoes off the pile

Phew... *removes muddy boots when no-one is looking*

*pretends not to notice and hopes that N I G H T H O O V E R will be able to clean the mucky mark*

guesses he really should do some work...

people are staring to look at my lack of doing anything useful

See you later BF

*Marches in and sits*

Can I have an Ulster Fry please

.. Sorry the chef seems to have gone walkabout.. can you help yourself? </>

Not a chance I've just finished 6 days at work, I'm not doing anymore cooking for a couple of days, Tea and Toast then

Okay


*makes and for Reefgirl*


*places them on the table*.. Would you like anything else

Morning all and a Happy to everyone. Ah hA brekkers double butty please, with extra mackrel................

*blinks*

Well it is the Evil Tearoom and there was a sign hanging outside saying All Welcome