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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jan 28, 2005
*Intercepts unthrown pen, and puts it in an oversized pocket for later*
Enough throwing things 
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 28, 2005
*throws 
*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 28, 2005
...FOOD...
...
*consults disorganizational manual* ...CONFRONTATION!!!!!!
*consults manual*
*throws EvilClaw*
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 28, 2005
*giggles*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 31, 2005
...*consults the troubleshooting section of the Manual Manual*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Feb 2, 2005
*takes out binoculars and scans the sky*
Is Evilclaw in orbit yet? I didn't see him land anywhere
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 2, 2005
*flies by US air space*
Overeager General 1: Gahh! Russian commie fascist nuke! Blow it out of the sky!
Equally overeager leiutanent:SIR!
EvilClaw: OH *^F($%(&%!
*large explosion*
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Feb 2, 2005
*phone rings*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 2, 2005
*looks at phone*
*tries to see where the elephant who tried to use the telephant...er...the elephone who tried to use the telephone went...*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 3, 2005
Supermoo... You are the Minister of LAOS which includes olephants but not elephants! Geez 
!
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Feb 3, 2005
*pager goes off*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 3, 2005
...yes but it wasn't an olephant who tried to use the telephant...that wouldn't work...it was an elephant who tried to use the telephant...or was that the elephone who tried to use the telephone...haven't you ever heard the poem Eletelephony...?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Feb 3, 2005
What poem?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 3, 2005
...it's a cool poem...it's called Eletelephony...I'll try and find it later...but the first few lines are:
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant
No, dear me, I mean Once there was an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone...
or something of the sort...
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Feb 3, 2005
whos wrote it?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 3, 2005
don't remeber...I have it somewhere...just don't know where...
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Feb 3, 2005
Are you sure it really exists? You don't seem to have too much information....
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- 81: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jan 28, 2005)
- 82: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 28, 2005)
- 83: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 28, 2005)
- 84: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 28, 2005)
- 85: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 31, 2005)
- 86: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 31, 2005)
- 87: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 31, 2005)
- 88: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Feb 2, 2005)
- 89: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 2, 2005)
- 90: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Feb 2, 2005)
- 91: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 2, 2005)
- 92: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 3, 2005)
- 93: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Feb 3, 2005)
- 94: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 3, 2005)
- 95: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Feb 3, 2005)
- 96: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 3, 2005)
- 97: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Feb 3, 2005)
- 98: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 3, 2005)
- 99: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Feb 3, 2005)
- 100: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 4, 2005)
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