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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 20, 2005
...yes but the problem is that STUMPED is anal retentive about continuity...although I usually obey general continuity...I don't like the idea of being confined...another good reason is 
Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get's quite irate...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 20, 2005
maybe this will help explain things...
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a wee bit too serious for my care...and if we invade them then we'd be told that we invaded them so we should obey their rules...although they didn't exactly do that in the MotMV invasion...and it would be blissfully ironic if the MotMV still beat them on their own terms...like I said...if you can convince the MotMV of these plans I'll give full support of an invasion...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 24, 2005
So if i can get the motmv to help you will stop whining?
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jan 25, 2005
Help? Who needs help? and who are motmv? are they our rivals? Can I keep asking annoying questions? Will anyone tell me to stop? When do we invade? Can I use a trebbuchet?
Quick cover up the yellow!!!
*Starts foaming from the mouth and ears*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 25, 2005
What yellow? 
The MotMV are our ALLIES! People we are friends with, please don't kill them.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 25, 2005
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If you killed the MotMV, you'd probably kill some of us, too...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 25, 2005
Alot of the evil army is also in the MotMV.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 25, 2005
...and why wouldn't you use good old trebbies...I mean...if you look at any of the Evil Army Invasions every one starts with me launching spam out of trebuchets...oh and EvilClaw....I need you to fix the spelling on trebuchet in the armory...
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jan 26, 2005
Sorry, a now ex-person put some l-l-lemons in f-front of me... I could smell the yellowness coming off them.
Thanks for the update on MotMV, will do my best to not use my evilness on them 
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 26, 2005
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 26, 2005
...
*tests for yellow-kiwi green color blindness* 
*waits to see reaction*
*starts drawing a tic tac toe board completely filled out...just to look buisy with writing things down...*
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 26, 2005
*throws a pen*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jan 27, 2005
*looks with bemusement at the yellow-kiwi green test*
*nothing happens*
Why is there a pen flying very slowly through the air?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 27, 2005
*gets hit by pen* Well it could be worse. I could be having an colonoscopy right now. That would suck.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jan 28, 2005
It does depend how big the pen is
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 28, 2005
But: colonscopy=tube up anus! how can a pen be worse?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 28, 2005
Depends on WHERE the pen hits AND how big it is!
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 28, 2005
*unthrows pen?*
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- 63: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 24, 2005)
- 64: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jan 25, 2005)
- 65: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 25, 2005)
- 66: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 25, 2005)
- 67: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 25, 2005)
- 68: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 25, 2005)
- 69: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jan 26, 2005)
- 70: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 26, 2005)
- 71: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 26, 2005)
- 72: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 26, 2005)
- 73: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 26, 2005)
- 74: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jan 27, 2005)
- 75: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2005)
- 76: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jan 28, 2005)
- 77: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 28, 2005)
- 78: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 28, 2005)
- 79: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 28, 2005)
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