h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heres your bloody office then. You'll probably want to decorate it *shrug*

Thanks, I always wanted an office

You get the laundry room!

Very nice..

...any chance of getting a secure door, with a lock and key.. and some window in here??

*shrug* *explodes a hole in the wall* Now you have a window. I'll get the maintenence people to actually put glass in it and also to fix your door with a key. Now decorate for great justice!

EC!...you're being rude to the hostage!...er...kidnapee!...er...something like that...

*holds tightly to her trousers*

Who's the hostage


*begins to look about for a comfy office type thingy chair*


*Takes Supermoo's*

WOOO!...new chair time!

*goes and steals EC's*

But EC, what if you need/want a bath? I mean if that's my office then you'll be contantly disturbing me

Would that disturb you so much??

Yes, yes it would. Girls that turn into camels are one thing, but catmanthings are a definit no no.

ummm.. okay..

Now can you leave my office?

I have lots of thingies to do..

...okay...
*walks around convenient hole in wall to his office...easy access to tea for me!*

TB, I've already told you. I shower in the lab's chemical shower now.

Sorry Lil. I'll let you get to work. *subliminal message*makemesometea*/*

*resteals office chair from Moo*

*steals EC and Chair*
*sticks EC and chair in the coat closet*

Is this my coat closet or yours?

..actually...it's BL's...why...pure whim...

You mean I've gotta start doing the washing in the Lab chemical shower?

So, its not mine then. Woo! No guilt! *whips out supermoo's uber ion cannon thingy which was "borrowed" and blows a hole in the wall*

*inconvienently this pretty much destroys BL's office* Freedom!

No TB! I've given you an office/laundry room! The lab shower is only for emergencies such as chemical spills or me being afraid of using my officer's shower.