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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 10, 2006
oh ok then...just don't expect me to wash The Cow's tights anytime soon, I'm just gonna leave 'em in the stoorroom/your office untill they develope a rudimentary inteligence and wash themselves
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
TB, your bagel allowance is directly proportional to how many tights you wash.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 10, 2006
I don't need a bagel allowence, I'm the bagel seller and I let myself have them for free 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
Yes. I am a cruel and sadistic leader. Good for me!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
...wouldn't that cause bagel inflation?...I mean...the bagels would become huge...and then they'd pop...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
Ah, but I have to fill out the order form that says how many supplies we need. I could "forget" to order any more bagels.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 10, 2006
but then you'll all starve...also I can make them fresh on site. and supermoo, yeah, yeah it would 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
Psh. The evil army doesn't only eat bagels. We also eat pizza. And BBQ sauce in Weirdy McCowface's case.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
...I'd not starve...I've got four stoumachs...I can eat grass...suckers!...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
You can but would you really want to? *quietly arranges to have moo's bbq sauce supply hidden*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
...probably not...
*quitely arranges to sell more keys to EC's office at exorbetantly high prices*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
Oh, by the way Moo I need to use my door for lil's office so remind me to order a new one. Or just to steal yours. Whichever.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
...well...you could just steal BL's...that'll teach him to not be online...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
But I already used his door to build the officer's and everyone who's not MR hot tub room.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
ah...quite a pity...what aboot that thar peice of plywood...?
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miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont Posted Jul 10, 2006
hey an office
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 10, 2006
...yes...yes 'tis actually two halves of an office...but I don't mind...I can come grab a quick tea...real quick like...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 10, 2006
Nah. *steals Supermoo's door* *changes the lock*
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miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont Posted Jul 10, 2006
*looks intrested*
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- 21: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 10, 2006)
- 22: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 23: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 10, 2006)
- 24: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 10, 2006)
- 25: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 26: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 10, 2006)
- 27: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 28: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 10, 2006)
- 29: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 30: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 10, 2006)
- 31: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 32: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 10, 2006)
- 33: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
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- 35: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
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- 37: miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont (Jul 10, 2006)
- 38: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 10, 2006)
- 39: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jul 10, 2006)
- 40: miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont (Jul 10, 2006)
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