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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
Your name is Morris? You're a cat?
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miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont Posted Jul 30, 2006
No JK and Porf started calling me morris to get on my nerves and thats how I got my name. Waits for Supermoo to add that to the history of the EA
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 30, 2006
You shouldn't have tried to eat Rob the Carpet 
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miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont Posted Jul 30, 2006
I know what happens. *so I specially drank some carpet poisen beforehand*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 30, 2006
EC, lil, who are you two talking to? The walls look fine to me
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miraculousrandomness - being elvised is hard but so is changing your title so I wont Posted Jul 30, 2006
Must me infnite improb
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 30, 2006
JK and Porf? EC did you eat any of my food, specificly the cakes and pasties marked 'Property of TB DO NOT TOUCH!!! And yes EC this means you, and you too Moo, and in fact everyone else!!!!' that were in the fridge?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 30, 2006
Eh?
Pardon?? 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
Mayyyyyyyybe. I may have also eaten a bagel.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 30, 2006
One of the cheese and mushroom ones?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
Oh no. The one labelled "EC, you idiot. This isn't a real bagel, its a C4 flavored bagel trap meant for MR."
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 30, 2006
ah...
*Edges away*
Wait aminute, I did a retcon and removed MR from this continuity so how could there be an explosive bagle left for him?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
Its one of those things that slips through the cracks. Like Superboy-Alpha who later tried to destroy the universe. Oooooooooh. My stomach feels funny... 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 30, 2006
Umm..
*picks up Rob the Carpet*..
.. You okay EC??
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
Its probably just a little gassy build up *coughs* *explodes*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 30, 2006
Oh! 
Look what you did to Rob the Carpet!!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
*walks in* That wasn't really me! That was a Skrull or a clone or robotic duplicate or something equally contrived.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 30, 2006
Rob the Carpet still needs to be Nighthoover'd.. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 30, 2006
I thought Nighthoover was a person...
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- 125: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 30, 2006)
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- 129: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 30, 2006)
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