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Lil's office of tea

Post 181

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Well, I wouldn't say that. ... In front of you.

More accuratlely, its 90% likely to be deadly radiation. Cheers! *pushes button*


Lil's office of tea

Post 182

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Oh.. smiley - ill.. am I supposed to look like this?


Lil's office of tea

Post 183

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Let me check the manuel *hauls out giant tome*


Lil's office of tea

Post 184

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

*Looks in the mirror* smiley - ill

doesn't look very nice..


Lil's office of tea

Post 185

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Who let you have a mirror smiley - grr


Lil's office of tea

Post 186

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


He did!

*points to EC in the mirror*


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Post 187

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Gasp! ReflectedClaw! My longtime reflection nemesis! How could you?

Uoy dluoc woh? Sisemen noitcelfer emitgnol ym! WalcDetcelfer! Psag!


Lil's office of tea

Post 188

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Aah!

I see this is going to be a long conversation..

*lies down on the couch from Cal's office of style*


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Post 189

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Wuzzle!? Who let you out!?


Lil's office of tea

Post 190

Vauxhaul Astra

What, who indeed let out the sofa?

It is highly exciteable and stylish!


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Post 191

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I thought I locked you up for ripping off your own do not remove tag! smiley - grr We meet again couch!


Lil's office of tea

Post 192

Vauxhaul Astra

Right.
I also want a word with the sofa.
I loose much change when sitting on it.


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Post 193

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Petty larcency! Thats my field! You be stepping on my turf, couch!


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Post 194

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

*appears dressed like a character out of a Mario Puzo novel*

Me an' the couch are goin inta business. He's workin for me now so you show him somma respect.


smiley - cheers


Lil's office of tea

Post 195

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

How much is somma?


Lil's office of tea

Post 196

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

*Kills EC's champion race horse and leaves it's head in his bed*

You show me somma respect or you'll be sleeping at the chippy


smiley - cheers

PS Yes I understand that thos of you who are not british probably don't 'get' that last bit but meh you can't please everyone


Lil's office of tea

Post 197

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I don't "get" that last bit. Meh. *uses horse head as a pillow*


Lil's office of tea

Post 198

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Fine, for those of you who are foriegn devils, the national dish of England is Fish & Chips, chips being big french fries not potato/corn chips. A Chippy, or Chipshop, is where you buy this delicious morsel, ergo saying that you'll sleep at the chippy can be equated to you'll sleep with the fishes


smiley - cheers


Lil's office of tea

Post 199

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

And Bob's your uncle?


Lil's office of tea

Post 200

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

No, _Rob's_ my uncle, you remember i told you about him, he's an actor


smiley - cheers


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