A brief guide to the Lincolnshire Psychopath
Me. This is Me. Hmmmmm.Errrrrr...
Well, I live in Grantham and quite like it. I am male, and of a certain age. I can not say what this age is, as I could quite easily be 17 years older when you get to read this. All I will say is that I am above 17 and below 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,001(Unless you are reading this in 5,000,000,000,000,000,001,988, and if you are, why are you wasting your time reading this, when you must be so incredibly advanced that writing is a pointless exercise of the mind, and so therefore reading will also have become thoroughly unneccessary, and you should be far more concerned with the prospect of saving the universe from extinction, and, having reached an advanced state of God-like intelligence, completely reconstructed the universe into a perfect harmony. But, instead, you spend your time reading endless paragraphs on a computer which probably doesn't even exist anymore. Now get on with saving life. Go on. Stop reading these brackets. I'm warning you! If you haven't moved on by the count of three, you'll have officially lost your status as most intelligent lifeforms in the universe. Go on! 1....2.... There. I knew all it needed was a bit of discipline.). I enjoy English sports as decomposing in front of a glowing television set, overeating and underexercising, complaining bitterly about taxes, and Cricket.
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I like 'Friends', 'Red Dwarf', 'Dad's Army', 'The Sitcom formally known as "Porridge"', and other British gems. Some people find programs such as 'The Fast Show' and 'South Park' entertaining. I, however, prefer traditional things such as the good old thumbscrew.
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