Blapdredalon Pi
Created | Updated Apr 25, 2005
Blapdredalon Pi
The Blapdredalon System
The Milkybar
HO6 Active I Delta
Spat out from the sun 7 billion years ago, a volcanic rock began to form in an extraordinary way. It began to expand, and gradually it became the size of a normal planet. Life began to form, and slowly it began to take its place among its fifteen brother planets as a giver of life. However, everything was dead within a week.
The problem was that, because of its curious origins, it had develop a solar field inside its very core, and one side of the planet had crumbled into this new and unique "sun". Consequently everything died from being burnt alive.
Since then, "Thomspawns" holiday company have renovated it, rehabilitating the inside of the planet as a holiday camp, while using the outside as a giant landscape of filing cabinets, in the hope that some day something may be filed away properly. This also doubles up as a giant moth sanctuary, specially bred to eat files and folders which are in the wrong place, which by the natural course of events ensure that they eat everything they lay eyes on.
The interior holiday camp took approximately 3.6 billion years to construct, partly because of the stressful conditions, but mostly because the builders' estimate was two hours. The holiday camp has advantages for certain types of people: those who like a quiet rest, those who find moths interesting at a distance, and those whose skin won't melt away too easily. From there the clever people at Thomspawns came up with the saying: "All you need is earplugs, a telescope, and strength 219,767,319,720,671,347,511,515,973,032,345,165 sun cream to enjoy a Blap Pi holiday!".
The Blapdredalon System
The Milkybar
HO6 Active I Delta
Spat out from the sun 7 billion years ago, a volcanic rock began to form in an extraordinary way. It began to expand, and gradually it became the size of a normal planet. Life began to form, and slowly it began to take its place among its fifteen brother planets as a giver of life. However, everything was dead within a week.
The problem was that, because of its curious origins, it had develop a solar field inside its very core, and one side of the planet had crumbled into this new and unique "sun". Consequently everything died from being burnt alive.
Since then, "Thomspawns" holiday company have renovated it, rehabilitating the inside of the planet as a holiday camp, while using the outside as a giant landscape of filing cabinets, in the hope that some day something may be filed away properly. This also doubles up as a giant moth sanctuary, specially bred to eat files and folders which are in the wrong place, which by the natural course of events ensure that they eat everything they lay eyes on.
The interior holiday camp took approximately 3.6 billion years to construct, partly because of the stressful conditions, but mostly because the builders' estimate was two hours. The holiday camp has advantages for certain types of people: those who like a quiet rest, those who find moths interesting at a distance, and those whose skin won't melt away too easily. From there the clever people at Thomspawns came up with the saying: "All you need is earplugs, a telescope, and strength 219,767,319,720,671,347,511,515,973,032,345,165 sun cream to enjoy a Blap Pi holiday!".
