h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, how about a good instead?

to cool my shins with?

i can think of better uses for it

sedation? okay with me!

*Wakes up with a snort*

Did someone mention sedation?

Who kicked my shin?

Harking back to posting 181 and Mari's question re the moon probes and the UK Govt's solution to immigration...Bearing in mind today's news re overflowing prisons, methinks a moon base is going to be an prison overflow. Pretty much the way Oz used to be, I suppose...


I've been busy trying to teach my brain cell to do maths but am coming to the conclusion that I'm too old, too stupid too tired and besides, my mind is on higher things like...errr...something higher!


anyone?

*borrows gwennie his weapons of math destruction*

You know Pierce, you really should get something done about that listhp of yours.

*Wonders whether Mari's rolling pin would do the trick*

And when you've quite finished playing with my bra as a pair ear muffs, my weapons of mass distraction require their surgical supports.

*Peels off her support hose*

Will these help, Gwennie?

sure they will

in theory

Pierce! Remove Mari's support hose from your neck at once! Tsk! If you're into cross-dressing with feminine surgical appliances, you should go out and buy some of your own gear.

*Snatches her superstructure bra and the support hose from Pierce, stretching his ears and neck, and chokes him in the process*

There!

*Rummages around underneath her jumper, arms disappearing from sleeves and gives the appearance of someone escaping from a straight-jacket and finishes with her bra and jumper on back-to-front*

Whatdayfink? I could give Nicole Kidman a run for her money any day!

It could start a new fashion trend. I'm sure we'll all be wearing them that way soon...

*Pats Gwennie's shoulder in a 'there there it will all be better soon' manner and hands her a nice large *

Oooh! Mari!

*averts eyes *

i could do with at least two of those mari-rae

*Grasps wrong end of bludgeon*

At least two - of me?

*Stands in front of a full length mirror*

Howzat?

i was thinking more of two s, actually

speaking of two, what's wrong with you - er - backside? any camels among your ancestors

Now that you mention it...

really? how long can you go without drinking?

Not very long! I'm drinking for two humps, donchaknow? This adds an entirely new meaning to 'having the hump' (in other words, being grumpy, which in my case is soooo very tru!)

i love grumpy. watched the xmas-specials with 'grumpy old men' AND 'grumpy old women' with much delight on the telly a few weeks ago

did you see it?

I have a secret theory that Gwennie is one of those ladies on the TV (although having met her in the real life flesh, I realise that she's much better looking)