h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah it does. I once had a guy who was hiding from some rather bad people in my force field and he ate a whole 14 inch pizza afterwards in a very short space of time. Mind you, when you have three stomachs as he did, a big meal often becomes just a snack...

3 stomachs?.. where did you find him?

I'm not a rude person!!!
I was, after all, the kind one handing out tissues!

*hides under Rob the Carpet*

im not rude either

honest

Yeah...Right...See how we agree...

*still hides under Rob the Carpet*

holds a lit match near the corner of rob the carpet*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

By jove!
So violent! Tut tut...

*giggles*


*hands lil a glass of clear liquid (vodka)*


here lil pour this water over it

No! Don't waste good drink like that!

*runs to find the lemonade*

it wont put the flame ut though it will ignite it again plus i have some more vodka here if you want some </>

You do???

yep


but you have to talk lil into pouring that bit over the flame first

That's bribery!

and?

I don't like vodka

I do!

i dont drink so hey!