h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello cyberhuman

dont tell lil her nose has grown a wart will you? </>

Hello! *whispers back* Won't mention it! *giggles*

I saw that!!

The postings.. not the wart.. I havent got a wart..

Wart a load of nonsense!

A wart! Lil, you'er a !

*pokes lauda*

Now now, children!

*gets poked*

Oy!

lils a witch lils a witch </>



lil can i borrow youre broom please?

Muah ha ha!!!

blah!!

is that a no witchlil?

It's alright, Lil. I know you're not a witch. I'll use my cybernetic body to form a very strong barrier between you and these two nasty people!

OOoooooOOOhh.. does that mean you are like Data??

No but I do have an invisible force field that completely surrounds me and protects me from harm. I can also extend the force field to include one or two other people, so you for example.

cyberhuman look, lil has a wart on her nose. she has to be a witch, </>

Activate force field! Ssssssschhhhoooooooom!!!!!! There Lil, you're now protected from these rude people.

theres rude people here?


arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh



quick hide me from them

Hmm, I'll have to upgrade the force field to incorporate you in it as well. But what the heck, come on in! *force field opens with a 'Ssssccchhhliiiiikkk' and waits expectantly for Nicky to get inside*

*nicky gets inside*