h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aawww shucks.. you say the nicest things *leave sauce on his cheek*

*continues nibbling her *

I thought I'd be in disgrace for a minute there by that comment. *wipes sauce off cheek* How are you enjoying your and ?

*guzzles the *.. hmmm itsh all beeeen luvly *hic*

*sticks hand in the air and calls a waiter* Er, waiter! Could you bring a big bowl of ice-cream for my good friend here please? She'll let you know what sort she wants. Thank you.

*hic*.. cansss. .. errrr.. caannnssI'avea... *hic* cho.. cho *hic*.. iccccccccccccccccccescreeeam pleeeeeeeeease *hic*..

*translates Lil's drunken talk for confused waiter* She'll have the mint chip ice-cream sil vou plait!

*hic*.. I sedthat

*waiter goes off to prepare ice-cream for Lil* So Lil, have you enjoyed yourself this evening?

Yep!! Areweeeeeeeeee gonna danccce? *hic*

Anything for you! *Gets up and does a few spectacular dance moves, John Travolta-style, before offering Lil the next dance*

*swoons*..

*dances with Lil around the restaurant, humming loudly* La, la, la, la, la-laa, la, la, la, la, la, laa-laa!

*points to two waiters as they come forward, one with a violin the other with an electronic keyboard, playing funky dance music*

*floats in his arms*

*singing enthusiastically:*

She was an h2g2 queen
She acted like she was still a teen
But she was the best dancer they'd ever seen
She stayed online
And chatted all the time
She said hey
And so did they
And she...

Chatted all night long
And she...
Chatted all night long
Yeah she...
Chatted all night long
And then (when you thought it was over)
She chatted all night long

They thought she was brill
She gave them all such a thrill
She was there when they were ill
But she... well... she was just Lil
She was better than a pill
Or sport when the result was nil
And they couldn't wait for Lil
And she...

Chatted all night long
And she...
Chatted all night long
Yeah she...
Chatted all night long
Wahey! And she...
Chatted all night long
She did...
She chatted all night long

(fade out)

That is so beautiful.. thank you

That's my personal dedication to you! Which I made up off the top of my head in about five minutes flat!

You are so clever.. I have to stop and think about things..

Thank you very much! I'd be flattered if you'd put it on your page, but you already have the poem from benjahv on there.

There is no reason why I can't have that in there too.. it is lovely..