h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Auntie Giggles, I should definitely put in my own notes of sympwthy and appreciation.

Discovering your thread definitely gave me an important lift at time when I was suffering rather terribly from isolation and I really do appreciate that.

Well, he is living in the Matterial world

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

the ultimate button!

Well, that was rather uneventful.

I have popups blocked so nothing happened.

I can't remember what happens myself

A second window pops up telling you you've turned off the internet.

ta!

brb

http://www.majman.net/flyswatter/

just in case life's boring

I real life I'm pretty good at squashing flies, but that link is rigged against the player.

The trick is to ignore the image of the flyswatter and focus on your cursor... that and don't have double vision and one eye under a patch and no depth perception and bad focus out of whichever eye you're using at the moment..



My rating was "Sucky".

Mine as too, even though my flyswatter landed on plenty of flies. That's why I think the game is seriously rigged to ensure failure.

Much the same, on a touch screen.

Though I got every fly, multiple swats were usually required and I felt like a swatting at a crumpled ball of paper by the end of it.

Link moved over to my games file.

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

10 points if you can touch his nose with your curser

piece of

What reward am I promised? His nose doesn't look that great.

tough

I go away for the first foreign jaunt in 20 years and everything goes to pot..Just hope the newbies get as nice a greeting as they got when aced by lil.

Take care and all the best for you nanna Giggles and for little Summer.

My left stump is giving me jip again

The Fools Guild and S.H.A.D.O.W. - am I going to be left on my own oh the empty sewers and STILL no milk deliveries